I Can...I Can't

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  • I Can...I Can't

    Write something you can do, for example..."I can drive a bulldozer."
    Then write something you cannot do like "but I cannot sing opera."

    The next poster has to be able to perform the previous task and responds with..."I can sing opera, but I cannot pour cement". You can play with it and say things like "I can sing opera but the dogs all run away" to make it a true statement.


    I can make terrific spaghetti

    I cannot whistle through my fingers

  • #2
    I can whistle though my fingers, but only if I I'm holding a whistle.

    I can't sing opera.
    People really act weird at Christmas time. After all, what other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat nuts and sweets out of your socks?

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    • #3
      I can sing opera if I'm lip syncing.

      I can't jump very high
      The only people who grow old were born old to begin with

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      • #4
        I can jump really high, on a trampoline

        but I can't repair a broken television

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        • #5
          I can repair a tv
          I cant weld though

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          • #6
            I can weld

            but I can't think of anything I can't do. (ha ha, just joking.... double negative)

            I can't play the clarinet.
            World's Best Manager

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            • #7
              (what's a clarinet?) I can blow my own horn!

              I can't dance without people laughing at me.....
              I SWEAR I plugged those things in before I put them up. They were working......THEN.

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              • #8
                I can most assuredly dance without people laughing at me

                But I can't figure out pi (TT)

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                • #9
                  don"t you guys like this game?

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                  • #10
                    Out of sight, out of mind. LOL

                    If I have a recipie for pie I can make it.

                    I can't do carpentry well.
                    People really act weird at Christmas time. After all, what other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat nuts and sweets out of your socks?

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                    • #11
                      I can do carpentry pretty well,

                      I can't swim much better than a rock, though......
                      I SWEAR I plugged those things in before I put them up. They were working......THEN.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sickie Ickie View Post
                        Out of sight, out of mind. LOL

                        If I have a recipie for pie I can make it.

                        I can't do carpentry well.
                        That's one way to skirt around the issue sickie. LOL


                        I can swim a little better than a rock.

                        I can't drive a tractor-trailer (semi)

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                        • #13
                          I drove short trucks for U-Haul,

                          I can't write computer code yet.
                          People really act weird at Christmas time. After all, what other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat nuts and sweets out of your socks?

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                          • #14
                            I can write computer code (problem is, the computer can't read it)

                            I can't catch a fish
                            I SWEAR I plugged those things in before I put them up. They were working......THEN.

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                            • #15
                              i can catch a fish

                              i can't get the hang of lor for toffee.

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