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  • #31
    Over the teeth and through the gums- look out stomach here it comes!
    People really act weird at Christmas time. After all, what other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat nuts and sweets out of your socks?

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    • #32
      My stomach is full from a bowl of grits,
      I hope it doesn't give me the Sh---.

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      • #33
        Ode to the little brown shack in the back, Oh thank you throne for taking what I sat!
        People really act weird at Christmas time. After all, what other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat nuts and sweets out of your socks?

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        • #34
          I really like using the indoor plumbing. it's great to have ti'll the toilet starts running.
          There is beauty in a winter's full moon. Glittering off the snow between the shadows of barren branches.

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          • #35
            Toilets are neat and toilets are great...though I hate them when they need a snake...

            (okay, not quite a rhyme, but sounds good)
            People really act weird at Christmas time. After all, what other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat nuts and sweets out of your socks?

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            • #36
              I thought you liked snakes Mr Sickie, although most people do find them quite ickie.

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              • #37
                I think snakes are quite cool, although the venomous ones are usually kept by fools.
                People really act weird at Christmas time. After all, what other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat nuts and sweets out of your socks?

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                • #38
                  While a fool and his money are soon parted,
                  I find they leave faster right after I've farted.

                  (Not that I would EVER do such a crass thing, if I have to pass gas I just make my butt sing).

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                  • #39
                    Beans Beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.
                    People really act weird at Christmas time. After all, what other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat nuts and sweets out of your socks?

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                    • #40
                      It would really be fun to have musical fruit
                      It would whistle at every bite
                      Or serenade you at dinner time
                      And sing you to sleep at night.

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                      • #41
                        I whistle as I walk to the car
                        I whistle as I shop in the store
                        I whistle as I drink in the bar
                        and whistle through my nose as I snore.
                        People really act weird at Christmas time. After all, what other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat nuts and sweets out of your socks?

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                        • #42
                          My husband snores so loud at night
                          but i love him anyway
                          Cuz I know that soon he'll leave for work
                          and I can sleep all day

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                          • #43
                            Sleeping all day
                            Must be grand.
                            But I miss the hay
                            with a baby in each hand!
                            People really act weird at Christmas time. After all, what other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat nuts and sweets out of your socks?

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                            • #44
                              A baby in the hand is worth two in the bush

                              Put them in a carriage cuz their easier to push.

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                              • #45
                                In England a carriage is called a pram.
                                Would it be faster to take a tram?
                                There's always tomorrow... to plan for Halloween

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