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Tanta Kringle
09-24-2010, 03:30 PM
On the 11th day as a new parent fate delivered to me... 11 hospital bills, 10 way's to stop crying, 9 disgruntled nannies, 8 sleepless nights, 7 whats his names ,6 trips to the pediatrician, 5 shirts with spit up on them, 4 bags of dirty diapers, 3 a.m. feedings, 2 different phone calls, and a brand new bouncing baby.
Just Whisper
09-24-2010, 05:29 PM
On the 12th day as a new parent fate delivered to me... 12 months of tax deductions, 11 hospital bills, 10 way's to stop crying, 9 disgruntled nannies, 8 sleepless nights, 7 whats his names ,6 trips to the pediatrician, 5 shirts with spit up on them, 4 bags of dirty diapers, 3 a.m. feedings, 2 different phone calls, and a brand new bouncing baby.
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chris
09-25-2010, 04:53 AM
Lol this was a good one I'm ready for the next!
Tanta Kringle
09-25-2010, 06:40 AM
On the 1st day before halloween, there was so much left do... the jack-o-lantern needed carving.
Just Whisper
09-25-2010, 08:47 AM
Cool idea...

On the 2nd day before halloween, there was so much left to do... 2 skellies needed corpsing, the jack-o-lantern needed carving.
chris
09-25-2010, 10:39 AM
On the 3rd day before halloween, there was so much left to do... 3 ground breakers needed fixed, 2 skellies needed corpsing, the jack-o-lantern needed carving.
Sickie Ickie
09-25-2010, 06:44 PM
On the 4th day before halloween, there was so much left to do... 4 axworthy ghosts, 3 ground breakers needed fixed, 2 skellies needed corpsing, the jack-o-lantern needed carving.
Just Whisper
09-25-2010, 07:18 PM
On the 5th day before halloween, there was so much left to do... monster mud 5 reapers, 4 axworthy ghosts, 3 ground breakers needed fixing, 2 skellies needed corpsing, and the jack-o-lantern needed carving.
chris
09-25-2010, 08:51 PM
On the 6th day before halloween, there was so much left to do... 6 zombies need clothing, monster mud 5 reapers, 4 axworthy ghosts, 3 ground breakers needed fixing, 2 skellies needed corpsing, and the jack-o-lantern needed carving.
Sickie Ickie
09-26-2010, 05:13 AM
On the 7th day before halloween, there was so much left to do... 7 Flying Crank Ghosts, 6 zombies need clothing, monster mud 5 reapers, 4 axworthy ghosts, 3 ground breakers needed fixing, 2 skellies needed corpsing, and the jack-o-lantern needed carving.
chris
09-26-2010, 05:57 AM
On the 8th day before halloween, there was so much left to do... 8 windows to board up, 7 Flying Crank Ghosts, 6 zombies need clothing, monster mud 5 reapers, 4 axworthy ghosts, 3 ground breakers needed fixing, 2 skellies needed corpsing, and the jack-o-lantern needed carving.
Sickie Ickie
09-30-2010, 07:22 PM
On the 9th day before halloween, there was so much left to do... 9 (3) axis skulls, 8 windows to board up, 7 Flying Crank Ghosts, 6 zombies need clothing, monster mud 5 reapers, 4 axworthy ghosts, 3 ground breakers needed fixing, 2 skellies needed corpsing, and the jack-o-lantern needed carving.
chris
10-01-2010, 04:54 AM
On the 10th day before halloween, there was so much left to do... 10 creepy trees to place, 9 (3) axis skulls, 8 windows to board up, 7 Flying Crank Ghosts, 6 zombies need clothing, monster mud 5 reapers, 4 axworthy ghosts, 3 ground breakers needed fixing, 2 skellies needed corpsing, and the jack-o-lantern needed carving.
Just Whisper
10-01-2010, 07:11 AM
On the 11th day before halloween, there was so much left to do... 11 extension cords need replacing, 10 creepy trees to place, 9 (3) axis skulls, 8 windows to board up, 7 Flying Crank Ghosts, 6 zombies need clothing, monster mud 5 reapers, 4 axworthy ghosts, 3 ground breakers needed fixing, 2 skellies needed corpsing, and the jack-o-lantern needed carving.
Just Whisper
02-01-2011, 10:23 AM
So I guess it's about time we finish this one so we can move on to something more seasonal.

On the 12th day before halloween, there was so much left to do... Buy 12 bags of candy, 11 extension cords need replacing, 10 creepy trees to place, 9 (3) axis skulls, 8 windows to board up, 7 Flying Crank Ghosts, 6 zombies need clothing, monster mud 5 reapers, 4 axworthy ghosts, 3 ground breakers needed fixing, 2 skellies needed corpsing, and the jack-o-lantern needed carving.


On the first day of Valentines my true love gave to me...A 20X30 inch glossy enlargement of himself.
Sickie Ickie
02-01-2011, 02:08 PM
On the 2nd day of Valentines my true love gave to me...Two contraceptives, and a 20X30 inch glossy enlargement of himself.
Just Whisper
02-01-2011, 08:29 PM
On the 3rd day of Valentines my true love gave to me...A 3 pc lingerie set, Two contraceptives, and a 20X30 inch glossy enlargement of himself.
Sickie Ickie
02-02-2011, 04:52 AM
On the 4th day of Valentines my true love gave to me...4 video cameras, A 3 pc lingerie set, Two contraceptives, and a 20X30 inch glossy enlargement of himself.
chris
02-02-2011, 05:51 AM
On the 5th day of Valentines my true love gave to me... 5 funny looking hats, 4 video cameras, A 3 pc lingerie set, Two contraceptives, and a 20X30 inch glossy enlargement of himself.
Sickie Ickie
02-02-2011, 06:28 AM
On the 6th day of Valentines my true love gave to me... 6 false mustaches, 5 funny looking hats, 4 video cameras, A 3 pc lingerie set, Two contraceptives, and a 20X30 inch glossy enlargement of himself.
Just Whisper
02-02-2011, 06:34 AM
On the 7th day of Valentines my true love gave to me... 7 little dwarfs, 6 false mustaches, 5 funny looking hats, 4 video cameras, A 3 pc lingerie set, Two contraceptives, and a 20X30 inch glossy enlargement of himself.
chris
02-03-2011, 05:36 AM
On the 8th day of Valentines my true love gave to me... 8 packs of gum, 7 little dwarfs, 6 false mustaches, 5 funny looking hats, 4 video cameras, A 3 pc lingerie set, Two contraceptives, and a 20X30 inch glossy enlargement of himself.
Sickie Ickie
02-03-2011, 08:46 AM
On the 9th day of Valentines my true love gave to me... 9 m&ms, 8 packs of gum, 7 little dwarfs, 6 false mustaches, 5 funny looking hats, 4 video cameras, A 3 pc lingerie set, Two contraceptives, and a 20X30 inch glossy enlargement of himself.
Just Whisper
02-03-2011, 04:14 PM
On the 10th day of Valentines my true love gave to me... 10 purple ferrets, 9 m&ms, 8 packs of gum, 7 little dwarfs, 6 false mustaches, 5 funny looking hats, 4 video cameras, A 3 pc lingerie set, Two contraceptives, and a 20X30 inch glossy enlargement of himself.
chris
02-16-2011, 05:56 AM
On the 11th day of Valentines my true love gave to me... 11 miss spelled words, 10 purple ferrets, 9 m&ms, 8 packs of gum, 7 little dwarfs, 6 false mustaches, 5 funny looking hats, 4 video cameras, A 3 pc lingerie set, Two contraceptives, and a 20X30 inch glossy enlargement of himself.
EnlightenedGrinch
02-16-2011, 08:48 AM
On the 12th day of Valentines my true love gave to me... one dozen roses, 11 miss spelled words, 10 purple ferrets, 9 m&ms, 8 packs of gum, 7 little dwarfs, 6 false mustaches, 5 funny looking hats, 4 video cameras, A 3 pc lingerie set, Two contraceptives, and a 20X30 inch glossy enlargement of himself.
Tanta Kringle
05-09-2011, 02:26 PM
On the first day of summer vaca, I knew there'd be trouble when the septic tank exploded on the RV...
MerryBells
05-19-2011, 06:47 AM
On the second day of Summer Vaca, I knew there'd be trouble when the muffler fell off my car, and the septic tank exploded on the RV.
chris
05-20-2011, 03:58 AM
On the third day of Summer Vaca, I knew there'd be trouble when all three campgrounds closed and the muffler fell off my car, and the septic tank exploded on the RV.
Sickie Ickie
05-20-2011, 04:21 AM
On the 4th day of Summer Vaca, I knew there'd be trouble when I finished that bottle of vodka, all three campgrounds closed and the muffler fell off my car, and the septic tank exploded on the RV.
chris
05-21-2011, 03:50 AM
On the 5th day of Summer Vaca, I knew there'd be trouble when the boat would not start, I finished that bottle of vodka, all three campgrounds closed and the muffler fell off my car, and the septic tank exploded on the RV.
lisa48317
06-26-2011, 09:58 AM
OMG - why did this stop - too funny!!!

On the 6th day of summer vaca, they came to take me away...I had 6 extra kids over, the boat would not start, I finished that bottle of vodka, all three campgrounds closed, the muffler fell off my car and the septic tank exploded in the RV !!!
chris
06-27-2011, 04:26 AM
On the 7th day of summer vaca, 7 wild animals locked in the van, they came to take me away... I had 6 extra kids over, the boat would not start, I finished that bottle of vodka, all three campgrounds closed, the muffler fell off my car and the septic tank exploded in the RV !!!
EnlightenedGrinch
06-28-2011, 08:53 AM
On the 8th day of summer vacation I knew there'd be trouble when: I got a bad poison ivy rash, 7 wild animals locked in the van, they came to take me away... I had 6 extra kids over, the boat would not start, I finished that bottle of vodka, all three campgrounds closed, the muffler fell off my car and the septic tank exploded in the RV !!!

(Isn't this actually 9 things already??)
Just Whisper
06-28-2011, 04:34 PM
That's okay Grinch...the rules were kinda dropped on this one. Just go with it.

On the 9th day of summer vacation I knew there'd be trouble when 9 state troopers were standing on the stoop of our hotel room, I got a bad poison ivy rash, 7 wild animals locked in the van, I had 6 extra kids over, the boat would not start, I finished that bottle of vodka, all three campgrounds closed, the muffler fell off my car and the septic tank exploded in the RV !!!
Sickie Ickie
06-29-2011, 09:49 AM
On the 10th day of summer vacation I knew there'd be trouble when 10 teeth fell out, 9 state troopers were standing on the stoop of our hotel room, I got a bad poison ivy rash, 7 wild animals locked in the van, I had 6 extra kids over, the boat would not start, I finished that bottle of vodka, all three campgrounds closed, the muffler fell off my car and the septic tank exploded in the RV !!!
EnlightenedGrinch
06-29-2011, 12:47 PM
On the 11th day of summer vacation I knew there'd be trouble when: my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, 10 teeth fell out, 9 state troopers were standing on the stoop of our hotel room, I got a bad poison ivy rash, 7 wild animals locked in the van, I had 6 extra kids over, the boat would not start, I finished that bottle of vodka, all three campgrounds closed, the muffler fell off my car and the septic tank exploded in the RV !!!
Just Whisper
06-30-2011, 10:01 AM
On the 12th day of summer vacation I knew there'd be trouble when: I found 12 squirrels hiding nuts in my tent, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, 10 teeth fell out, 9 state troopers were standing on the stoop of our hotel room, I got a bad poison ivy rash, 7 wild animals locked in the van, I had 6 extra kids over, the boat would not start, I finished that bottle of vodka, all three campgrounds closed, the muffler fell off my car and the septic tank exploded in the RV !!!
Just Whisper
07-05-2011, 07:30 PM
For anyone just joining in, this works just like the song "12 days of Christmas". Copy and paste what the last person wrote and add the next line. Don't forget to add a number, like 8 drummers drumming, 7 swans a swimming, etc.

On the first day in Intensive Care the hospital gave to me...a little pan in which I could pee.
chris
07-06-2011, 06:04 AM
On the 2nd day in Intensive Care the hospital gave to me...2 cold baths and a little pan in which I could pee.
lisa48317
07-06-2011, 06:21 AM
On the 3rd day in intensive care, the hospital gave to me...3 cute interns, 2 cold bath and a little pan in which to pee!
Just Whisper
07-06-2011, 08:13 AM
On the 4th day in Intensive Care the hospital gave to me...4 IVs of morphine, 3 cute interns, 2 cold baths and a little pan in which I could pee.
EnlightenedGrinch
07-06-2011, 09:51 AM
On the 5th day in Intensive Care the hospital gave to me...5 cups of Jell-O, 4 IVs of morphine, 3 cute interns, 2 cold baths and a little pan in which I could pee.
chris
07-07-2011, 06:33 AM
On the 6th day in Intensive Care the hospital gave to me...6 channels to choose from, 5 cups of Jell-O, 4 IVs of morphine, 3 cute interns, 2 cold baths and a little pan in which I could pee.
Just Whisper
07-07-2011, 07:36 AM
On the 7th day in Intensive Care the hospital gave to me...7 pretty nurses, 6 channels to choose from, 5 cups of Jell-O, 4 IVs of morphine, 3 cute interns, 2 cold baths and a little pan in which I could pee.
EnlightenedGrinch
07-07-2011, 07:59 AM
On the 8th day in Intensive Care the hospital gave to me...8 liquid enemas, 7 pretty nurses, 6 channels to choose from, 5 cups of Jell-O, 4 IVs of morphine, 3 cute interns, 2 cold baths and a little pan in which I could pee.
Just Whisper
07-07-2011, 06:50 PM
On the 9th day in Intensive Care the hospital gave to me...9 staples in my incision, 8 liquid enemas, 7 pretty nurses, 6 channels to choose from, 5 cups of Jell-O, 4 IVs of morphine, 3 cute interns, 2 cold baths and a little pan in which I could pee.
EnlightenedGrinch
07-08-2011, 04:45 PM
On the 10th day in Intensive Care the hospital gave to me...10 insurance forms to fill out, 9 staples in my incision, 8 liquid enemas, 7 pretty nurses, 6 channels to choose from, 5 cups of Jell-O, 4 IVs of morphine, 3 cute interns, 2 cold baths and a little pan in which I could pee.
Just Whisper
07-17-2011, 11:05 AM
For those who have foolishly ever tried to actually sleep during a hospital stay...

On the 11th day in Intensive Care the hospital gave to me...11 O'clock blood pressure checks, 10 insurance forms to fill out, 9 staples in my incision, 8 liquid enemas, 7 pretty nurses, 6 channels to choose from, 5 cups of Jell-O, 4 IVs of morphine, 3 cute interns, 2 cold baths and a little pan in which I could pee.
Just Whisper
08-15-2011, 03:23 PM
Anyone? (chirp chirp)
EnlightenedGrinch
08-15-2011, 08:04 PM
On the 12th day in Intensive Care the hospital gave to me...12 jolts from a defibrillator, 11 O'clock blood pressure checks, 10 insurance forms to fill out, 9 staples in my incision, 8 liquid enemas, 7 pretty nurses, 6 channels to choose from, 5 cups of Jell-O, 4 IVs of morphine, 3 cute interns, 2 cold baths and a little pan in which I could pee.
Just Whisper
09-16-2011, 06:44 AM
On the first day of Christmas my kitty cat gave to me...My Christmas tree tipped over on the floor.
EnlightenedGrinch
09-16-2011, 07:43 AM
On the second day of Christmas my kitty cat gave to me......My Christmas tree tipped over on the floor, two hairball presents,
Just Whisper
09-16-2011, 07:57 PM
On the third day of Christmas my kitty cat gave to me...three dead mousies, two hairball presents, and my Christmas tree tipped over on the floor.
lisa48317
09-17-2011, 03:40 AM
On the fourth day of Christmas my kitty cat gave to me...four sharpened claws, three dead mousies, two hairball presents, and my Christmas tree tipped over on the floor.
Sickie Ickie
09-17-2011, 04:54 AM
On the fifth day of Christmas my kitty cat gave to me...five claws in my leg, four sharpened claws, three dead mousies, two hairball presents, and my Christmas tree tipped over on the floor.
EnlightenedGrinch
09-17-2011, 04:57 PM
On the sixth day of Christmas my kitty cat gave to me...six overturned litter boxes, five claws in my leg, four sharpened claws, three dead mousies, two hairball presents, and my Christmas tree tipped over on the floor.
chris
09-18-2011, 06:33 AM
On the 7th day of Christmas my kitty cat gave to me...seven wake up calls, six overturned litter boxes, five claws in my leg, four sharpened claws, three dead mousies, two hairball presents, and my Christmas tree tipped over on the floor.
Sickie Ickie
09-18-2011, 09:14 AM
On the 8th day of Christmas my kitty cat gave to me...eight laps of licking, seven wake up calls, six overturned litter boxes, five claws in my leg, four sharpened claws, three dead mousies, two hairball presents, and my Christmas tree tipped over on the floor.
lisa48317
09-18-2011, 04:46 PM
On the 9th day of Christmas, my kitty cat gave to me...9 meows of hunger, 8 laps of licking, 7 wake up calls, 6 overturned litter boxes, 5 claws in my leg, 4 sharpened claws, 3 dead mousies, 2 hairball presents and my Christmas tree tipped over on the floor.
Just Whisper
09-18-2011, 05:58 PM
On the 10th day of Christmas, my kitty cat gave to me...10 kitty cuddles, 9 meows of hunger, 8 laps of licking, 7 wake up calls, 6 overturned litter boxes, 5 claws in my leg, 4 sharpened claws, 3 dead mousies, 2 hairball presents and my Christmas tree tipped over on the floor.
EnlightenedGrinch
09-20-2011, 04:47 PM
On the 11th day of Christmas, my kitty cat gave to me...11 Goldfish "not-swimming", 10 kitty cuddles, 9 meows of hunger, 8 laps of licking, 7 wake up calls, 6 overturned litter boxes, 5 claws in my leg, 4 sharpened claws, 3 dead mousies, 2 hairball presents and my Christmas tree tipped over on the floor.
Just Whisper
09-21-2011, 08:11 PM
On the 12th day of Christmas, my kitty cat gave to me...12 unraveled balls of yarn, 11 Goldfish "not-swimming", 10 kitty cuddles, 9 meows of hunger, 8 laps of licking, 7 wake up calls, 6 overturned litter boxes, 5 claws in my leg, 4 sharpened claws, 3 dead mousies, 2 hairball presents and my Christmas tree tipped over on the floor.
Sickie Ickie
09-22-2011, 05:32 AM
On the 1st day of Christmas, my haunter gave to me...one Jack Skellington doll
Just Whisper
09-22-2011, 07:20 PM
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my haunter gave to me...2 decapitated heads, and one Jack Skellington doll.
lisa48317
09-23-2011, 08:35 AM
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my haunter gave to me...3 hairy spiders, 2 decapitated heads, and one Jack Skellington doll.
Sickie Ickie
09-23-2011, 09:03 AM
On the 4th day of Christmas, my haunter gave to me...4 skeletons grinning, 3 hairy spiders, 2 decapitated heads, and one Jack Skellington doll.
mirabella
11-01-2011, 12:15 PM
On the fifth day of Christmas my haunter gave to me... 5 GHOSTS IN CHAINS, 4 skeletons grinning, 3 hairy spiders, 2 decapitated heads, and one Jack Skellington doll.
Sickie Ickie
11-02-2011, 09:05 AM
On the sixth day of Christmas my haunter gave to me... 6 floating eyeballs, 5 GHOSTS IN CHAINS, 4 skeletons grinning, 3 hairy spiders, 2 decapitated heads, and one Jack Skellington doll.
chris
11-02-2011, 02:16 PM
On the seventh day of Christmas my haunter gave to me... 7 tombstones, 6 floating eyeballs, 5 GHOSTS IN CHAINS, 4 skeletons grinning, 3 hairy spiders, 2 decapitated heads, and one Jack Skellington doll.
Just Whisper
11-15-2011, 07:49 PM
On the eighth day of Christmas my haunter gave to me... 8 cans of OOPS paint, 7 tombstones, 6 floating eyeballs, 5 GHOSTS IN CHAINS, 4 skeletons grinning, 3 hairy spiders, 2 decapitated heads, and one Jack Skellington doll.
lisa48317
11-16-2011, 02:29 AM
On the ninth day of Christmas, my haunter gave to me....9 gargoyles, 8 cans of OOPS paint, 7 tombstones, 6 floating eyeballs, 5 GHOSTS IN CHAINS, 4 skeletons grinning, 3 hairy spiders, 2 decapitated heads, and one Jack Skellington doll!
ij20me
11-16-2011, 04:47 AM
On the tenth day of Christmas the search engine gave to me... The Christmasfanclub, .9 gargoyles, 8 cans of OOPS paint, 7 tombstones, 6 floating eyeballs, 5 GHOSTS IN CHAINS, 4 skeletons grinning, 3 hairy spiders, 2 decapitated heads, and one Jack Skellington doll!
Just Whisper
11-16-2011, 10:34 AM
Hey IJ...glad you are playing. Now try to stick with the program. LOL. It's "haunter" not "search engine". Don't make me have to put you in time out. With NO LIGHTS. LMAO.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my haunter gave to me... 11 screaming ToTs, The Christmasfanclub, 9 gargoyles, 8 cans of OOPS paint, 7 tombstones, 6 floating eyeballs, 5 GHOSTS IN CHAINS, 4 skeletons grinning, 3 hairy spiders, 2 decapitated heads, and one Jack Skellington doll!
ij20me
11-16-2011, 10:40 AM
Sorry, I thought the search engine haunted me with this place. LOL, LOL

Again, all I hear is Blah, blah, blah, LOL
Just Whisper
11-16-2011, 02:34 PM
Jay, that is the hum of the 5,200,000 lights on your house powered by a mega-generator. Not me. LOL
ij20me
11-16-2011, 04:42 PM
I don't need a generator, I am powered into your house via a very long cord!
ij20me
11-17-2011, 03:22 PM
On the twelfth day of Christmas my haunter gave to me 12 old ladies driving in a row down a single non passing road,11 screaming ToTs, The Christmasfanclub, 9 gargoyles, 8 cans of OOPS paint, 7 tombstones, 6 floating eyeballs, 5 GHOSTS IN CHAINS, 4 skeletons grinning, 3 hairy spiders, 2 decapitated heads, and one Jack Skellington doll!
Just Whisper
11-17-2011, 07:58 PM
Wow, now THAT is scary IJ.

On the first day of Thanksgiving my grocer gave to me... a hen and duck in a tur-key.
lisa48317
11-18-2011, 09:16 AM
On the second day of Thanksgiving, my grocer gave to me....2 green bean casseroles, and a hen and a duck in a tur-key!
ij20me
11-18-2011, 01:31 PM
On third day of Thanksgiving, my grocer gave to me ... 3 expired coupons, 2 green bean casseroles, and a hen and a duck in a tur-key!
chris
11-18-2011, 02:34 PM
On the 4th day of Thanksgiving, my grocer gave to me ... 4 friut cakes, 3 expired coupons, 2 green bean casseroles, and a hen and a duck in a tur-key!
ij20me
11-18-2011, 03:04 PM
On the 5th day of of Thanksgiving my grocer gave to me... 5 Golden Willy Wonka tickets, 4 friut cakes, 3 expired coupons, 2 green bean casseroles, and a hen and a duck in a tur-key!
Just Whisper
11-19-2011, 03:46 AM
On the 6th day of Thanksgiving my grocer gave to me... 6 Figgy Puddings, 5 Golden Willy Wonka tickets, 4 fruit cakes, 3 expired coupons, 2 green bean casseroles, and a hen and a duck in a tur-key!
ij20me
11-19-2011, 04:10 AM
On the 7th day of Thanksgiving my grocer gave to me... 7 dollars back for change after spending $743.00, 6 Figgy Puddings, 5 Golden Willy Wonka tickets, 4 fruit cakes, 3 expired coupons, 2 green bean casseroles, and a hen and a duck in a tur-key!
lisa48317
11-19-2011, 04:14 AM
On the 8th day of Thanksgiving, my grocer gave to me....8 bottles of wine, $7 back for change from spending $743, 6 figgy puddings, 5 Golden Willy Wonka tickets, 4 fruit cakes, 3 expired coupons, 2 green bean casseroles, and a hen and a duck in a tur-key!
ij20me
11-19-2011, 04:44 AM
On the 9th day of Thanksgiving my grocer gave to me... 9 Advil containers to deal with family, 8 bottles of wine, $7 back for change from spending $743, 6 figgy puddings, 5 Golden Willy Wonka tickets, 4 fruit cakes, 3 expired coupons, 2 green bean casseroles, and a hen and a duck in a tur-key!
chris
11-19-2011, 05:40 AM
On the 10th day of Thanksgiving my grocer gave to me... 10 ways on how to bast the turkey, 9 Advil containers to deal with family, 8 bottles of wine, $7 back for change from spending $743, 6 figgy puddings, 5 Golden Willy Wonka tickets, 4 fruit cakes, 3 expired coupons, 2 green bean casseroles, and a hen and a duck in a tur-key!
Just Whisper
11-19-2011, 09:36 AM
On the 11th day of Thanksgiving my grocer gave to me... 11 more bottles of wine with Advil already in them, 10 ways on how to baste the turkey, 9 Advil containers to deal with family, 8 bottles of wine, $7 back for change from spending $743, 6 figgy puddings, 5 Golden Willy Wonka tickets, 4 fruit cakes, 3 expired coupons, 2 green bean casseroles, and a hen and a duck in a tur-key!
ij20me
11-19-2011, 09:41 AM
On the 12th day of Thanksgiving my grocer gave to me... 12 shopping bags with holes in them , 11 more bottles of wine with Advil already in them, 10 ways on how to baste the turkey, 9 Advil containers to deal with family, 8 bottles of wine, $7 back for change from spending $743, 6 figgy puddings, 5 Golden Willy Wonka tickets, 4 fruit cakes, 3 expired coupons, 2 green bean casseroles, and a hen and a duck in a tur-key!
chris
11-20-2011, 06:30 AM
On the 1st day of Christmas shopping the parking lot gave to me... 1 parking ticket with same day expiration date.
ij20me
11-20-2011, 08:28 AM
The 2nd day of Christmas shopping the parking lot gave to me 2 "Where the Hades did I park" and 1 parking ticket with same day expiration date.
EnlightenedGrinch
11-20-2011, 11:43 AM
The 3rd day of Christmas shopping the parking lot gave to me: 3 Runaway shopping carts, 2 "Where the Hades did I park" and 1 parking ticket with same day expiration date.
ij20me
11-20-2011, 12:34 PM
On the 4th day of Christmas shopping. The parking lot gave to me 4 kids I tried to get rid of, 3 Runaway shopping carts, 2 "Where the Hades did I park" and 1 parking ticket with same day expiration date.
chris
11-20-2011, 03:49 PM
On the 5th day of Christmas shopping. The parking lot gave to me 5 no parking spots, 4 kids I tried to get rid of, 3 Runaway shopping carts, 2 "Where the Hades did I park" and 1 parking ticket with same day expiration date.
ij20me
11-20-2011, 03:57 PM
On the 6th day of Christmas shopping. The parking lot gave to me, 6 windshield flyers, 5 no parking spots, 4 kids I tried to get rid of, 3 Runaway shopping carts, 2 "Where the Hades did I park" and 1 parking ticket with same day expiration date.
chris
11-21-2011, 05:20 AM
On the 7th day of Christmas shopping. The parking lot gave to me.. 7 door dings, 6 windshield flyers, 5 no parking spots, 4 kids I tried to get rid of, 3 Runaway shopping carts, 2 "Where the Hades did I park" and 1 parking ticket with same day expiration date.
ij20me
11-21-2011, 05:29 AM
On the 8 day of Christmas shopping the parking lot gave to me... 8 people crossing the parking lot, looking like they have never crossed a parking lot before, 7 door dings, 6 windshield flyers, 5 no parking spots, 4 kids I tried to get rid of, 3 Runaway shopping carts, 2 "Where the Hades did I park" and 1 parking ticket with same day expiration date.
chris
11-23-2011, 05:55 AM
On the 9th day of Christmas shopping the parking lot gave to me... 9 different Black Friday sales, 8 people crossing the parking lot, looking like they have never crossed a parking lot before, 7 door dings, 6 windshield flyers, 5 no parking spots, 4 kids I tried to get rid of, 3 Runaway shopping carts, 2 "Where the Hades did I park" and 1 parking ticket with same day expiration date.
snowdust
11-23-2011, 07:33 AM
On the 10th day of Christmas shopping the parking lot gave to me... 10 loose stool pigeons, 9 different Black Friday Sales, 8 people crossing the parking lot looking like they have never crossed a parking lot before, 7 door dings, 6 windshield flyers, 5 no parking spots, 4 kids I tried to get rid of, 3 Runaway shoping carts, 2 "Where the Hades did I park", and 1 parking ticket with same day expiration date.
Goofy
11-23-2011, 07:36 AM
On the 11th day of Christmas shopping the parking lot gave to me... 11 car alarms a chirping, 10 loose stool pigeons, 9 different Black Friday Sales, 8 people crossing the parking lot looking like they have never crossed a parking lot before, 7 door dings, 6 windshield flyers, 5 no parking spots, 4 kids I tried to get rid of, 3 Runaway shoping carts, 2 "Where the Hades did I park", and 1 parking ticket with same day expiration date.
ij20me
11-23-2011, 11:12 AM
On the 12th day of Christmas shopping the parking lot gave to me... 12 half dressed 23 year old girls, 11 car alarms a chirping, 10 loose stool pigeons, 9 different Black Friday Sales, 8 people crossing the parking lot looking like they have never crossed a parking lot before, 7 door dings, 6 windshield flyers, 5 no parking spots, 4 kids I tried to get rid of, 3 Runaway shoping carts, 2 "Where the Hades did I park", and 1 parking ticket with same day expiration date.
Goofy
11-23-2011, 11:14 AM
(note to self) I need to shop where Skittles does... 12 half dressed???!!!!!
ij20me
11-23-2011, 11:16 AM
You would be amazed at what parents let their children wear up here. You would think the cold weather would say, hey let me get a coat, but no. Like they know I will be at the mall or something.
chris
11-24-2011, 06:18 AM
On the 1st day of Black Friday the sales gave to me... 1 really bad headache
ij20me
11-24-2011, 07:29 AM
On the 2nd day of Black Friday the sales gave to me... Two Now why the heck did I need to buy that for and 1 really bad headache
chris
11-25-2011, 05:25 AM
On the 3rd day of Black Friday the sales gave to me... 3 kicks to the shin, Two Now why the heck did I need to buy that for and 1 really bad headache
Sickie Ickie
11-25-2011, 06:18 AM
On the 4th day of Black Friday the sales gave to me... 4 fights in the lobby, 3 kicks to the shin, Two Now why the heck did I need to buy that for and 1 really bad headache
chris
11-25-2011, 01:51 PM
On the 5th day of Black Friday the sales gave to me... 5 why are you yelling ma'ams, 4 fights in the lobby, 3 kicks to the shin, Two Now why the heck did I need to buy that for and 1 really bad headache
ij20me
11-25-2011, 02:01 PM
On the 6th day of Black Friday the sales gave to me.. 6 How the heck am I going to pay this off, 5 why are you yelling ma'ams, 4 fights in the lobby, 3 kicks to the shin, Two Now why the heck did I need to buy that for and 1 really bad headache
Just Whisper
11-25-2011, 07:31 PM
On the 7th day of Black Friday the sales gave to me.. 7 old ladies in a cat fight, 6 How the heck am I going to pay this off, 5 why are you yelling ma'ams, 4 fights in the lobby, 3 kicks to the shin, 2 Now why the heck did I need to buy that for, and 1 really bad headache.
chris
11-26-2011, 05:41 AM
On the 8th day of Black Friday the sales gave to me.. 8 when are you coming home, 7 old ladies in a cat fight, 6 How the heck am I going to pay this off, 5 why are you yelling ma'ams, 4 fights in the lobby, 3 kicks to the shin, 2 Now why the heck did I need to buy that for, and 1 really bad headache.
ij20me
11-26-2011, 01:32 PM
On the 9th day of Black Friday the sales gave to me... 9 hours of waiting in line number 9 for checkout 8 when are you coming home, 7 old ladies in a cat fight, 6 How the heck am I going to pay this off, 5 why are you yelling ma'ams, 4 fights in the lobby, 3 kicks to the shin, 2 Now why the heck did I need to buy that for, and 1 really bad headache.
chris
11-26-2011, 02:46 PM
On the 10th day of Black Friday the sales gave to me... 10 maxed out credit cards, 9 hours of waiting in line number 9 for checkout, 8 when are you coming home, 7 old ladies in a cat fight, 6 How the heck am I going to pay this off, 5 why are you yelling ma'ams, 4 fights in the lobby, 3 kicks to the shin, 2 Now why the heck did I need to buy that for, and 1 really bad headache.
ij20me
11-26-2011, 02:59 PM
On the 11 day of Black Friday, the sales gave to me.... 11 I'm sorry we are out of stocks, 10 maxed out credit cards, 9 hours of waiting in line number 9 for checkout, 8 when are you coming home, 7 old ladies in a cat fight, 6 How the heck am I going to pay this off, 5 why are you yelling ma'ams, 4 fights in the lobby, 3 kicks to the shin, 2 Now why the heck did I need to buy that for, and 1 really bad headache.
chris
11-27-2011, 05:55 AM
On the 12 day of Black Friday, the sales gave to me....12 I forgot which store was next?, 11 I'm sorry we are out of stocks, 10 maxed out credit cards, 9 hours of waiting in line number 9 for checkout, 8 when are you coming home, 7 old ladies in a cat fight, 6 How the heck am I going to pay this off, 5 why are you yelling ma'ams, 4 fights in the lobby, 3 kicks to the shin, 2 Now why the heck did I need to buy that for, and 1 really bad headache.
ij20me
11-27-2011, 06:21 AM
On the 1st day Tree hunting the tree farm gave to me... 1 very sharp saw blade!
chris
11-27-2011, 05:13 PM
On the 2nd day Tree hunting the tree farm gave to me...2 cramped feet, 1 very sharp saw blade!
Just Whisper
11-27-2011, 06:57 PM
On the 3rd day of Tree hunting the tree farm gave to me...3 squirrels singing carols, 2 cramped feet, and 1 very sharp saw blade!
ij20me
11-28-2011, 03:34 AM
JW, that's it, no more drinking before visiting a tree farm!!!!!!!
chris
11-28-2011, 05:11 AM
Lol...

On the 4th day of Tree hunting the tree farm gave to me...4 splinters, 3 squirrels singing carols, 2 cramped feet, and 1 very sharp saw blade!
Just Whisper
11-28-2011, 07:09 AM
JW, that's it, no more drinking before visiting a tree farm!!!!!!!
But that is the only way I can relax enough to not be worried about the axe-toting mooses, and the raccoons that keep trying to steal my ipod. I swear it's true. Just ask my pet dragon, Manchester. He was there.

On the 5th day of Tree hunting the tree farm gave to me...5 acres to scour, 4 splinters, 3 squirrels singing carols, 2 cramped feet, and 1 very sharp saw blade!
chris
11-30-2011, 06:04 AM
On the 6th day of Tree hunting the tree farm gave to me...6 hours of cutting, 5 acres to scour, 4 splinters, 3 squirrels singing carols, 2 cramped feet, and 1 very sharp saw blade!
ij20me
12-13-2011, 05:30 PM
On the 7th day of Tree hunting the tree farm gave to me... 7 people yelling... Where was the first tree we saw? It was perfect, 6 hours of cutting, 5 acres to scour, 4 splinters, 3 squirrels singing carols, 2 cramped feet, and 1 very sharp saw blade!
chris
12-14-2011, 05:24 AM
On the 8th day of Tree hunting the tree farm gave to me...8 missing fingers, 7 people yelling... Where was the first tree we saw? It was perfect, 6 hours of cutting, 5 acres to scour, 4 splinters, 3 squirrels singing carols, 2 cramped feet, and 1 very sharp saw blade!
EnlightenedGrinch
12-14-2011, 06:17 AM
On the 9th day of Tree hunting the tree farm gave to me...9 Rabid Possums, 8 missing fingers, 7 people yelling... Where was the first tree we saw? It was perfect, 6 hours of cutting, 5 acres to scour, 4 splinters, 3 squirrels singing carols, 2 cramped feet, and 1 very sharp saw blade!
ij20me
12-14-2011, 07:48 AM
On the 10th day of Tree hunting the tree farm gave to me... 10 damn's it I tripped over another stump, 9 Rabid Possums, 8 missing fingers, 7 people yelling... Where was the first tree we saw? It was perfect, 6 hours of cutting, 5 acres to scour, 4 splinters, 3 squirrels singing carols, 2 cramped feet, and 1 very sharp saw blade!
Just Whisper
12-15-2011, 07:00 PM
On the 11th day of Tree hunting the tree farm gave to me... 11 toes with frostbite?,10 damn's it I tripped over another stump, 9 Rabid Possums, 8 missing fingers, 7 people yelling... Where was the first tree we saw? It was perfect, 6 hours of cutting, 5 acres to scour, 4 splinters, 3 squirrels singing carols, 2 cramped feet, and 1 very sharp saw blade!
chris
12-17-2011, 05:31 AM
On the 12th day of Tree hunting the tree farm gave to me...12 hours missing, 11 toes with frostbite?,10 damn's it I tripped over another stump, 9 Rabid Possums, 8 missing fingers, 7 people yelling... Where was the first tree we saw? It was perfect, 6 hours of cutting, 5 acres to scour, 4 splinters, 3 squirrels singing carols, 2 cramped feet, and 1 very sharp saw blade!
ij20me
12-18-2011, 05:13 PM
The first day of wrapping gifts gave to me... 1 where did the scissors go now!
bethene
12-18-2011, 06:08 PM
the 2nd day of wrapping gifts gave to me 2 dropped rolls of tape, and 1 where did the scissors go now!
Just Whisper
12-18-2011, 06:58 PM
The 3rd day of wrapping gifts gave to me...3 cats chasing ribbons, 2 dropped rolls of tape, and 1 where did the scissors go now!
Just Whisper
12-20-2011, 07:30 AM
Bump...ouch. Guess I hit my head. Anyone want to contribute here?
chris
12-23-2011, 06:29 AM
The 4th day of wrapping gifts gave to me...4 who's are which names on the gifts?, 3 cats chasing ribbons, 2 dropped rolls of tape, and 1 where did the scissors go now!
Just Whisper
12-23-2011, 05:12 PM
The 5th day of wrapping gifts gave to me...5 hours locked in the bedroom, 4 who's are which names on the gifts?, 3 cats chasing ribbons, 2 dropped rolls of tape, and 1 where did the scissors go now!
chris
12-24-2011, 06:26 AM
The 6th day of wrapping gifts gave to me...6th time wrapping the same gift, 5 hours locked in the bedroom, 4 who's are which names on the gifts?, 3 cats chasing ribbons, 2 dropped rolls of tape, and 1 where did the scissors go now!
ij20me
12-29-2011, 05:39 PM
the 7th day of wrapping gifts gave to me, 7 gifts that get rewrapped, 6th time wrapping the same gift, 5 hours locked in the bedroom, 4 who's are which names on the gifts?, 3 cats chasing ribbons, 2 dropped rolls of tape, and 1 where did the scissors go now!
Just Whisper
12-29-2011, 07:31 PM
The 8th day of wrapping gifts gave to me...8 paper cuts, 7 gifts that get re-wrapped, 6th time wrapping the same gift, 5 hours locked in the bedroom, 4 who's are which names on the gifts?, 3 cats chasing ribbons, 2 dropped rolls of tape, and 1 where did the scissors go now!
ij20me
12-30-2011, 04:33 AM
the 9th day of wrapping gifts gave to... 9 pushes of the cat off the wrapping paper, 8 paper cuts, 7 gifts that get re-wrapped, 6th time wrapping the same gift, 5 hours locked in the bedroom, 4 who's are which names on the gifts?, 3 cats chasing ribbons, 2 dropped rolls of tape, and 1 where did the scissors go now!
chris
12-30-2011, 04:38 AM
the 10th day of wrapping gifts gave to...10 how do I spell my wife's own name, 9 pushes of the cat off the wrapping paper, 8 paper cuts, 7 gifts that get re-wrapped, 6th time wrapping the same gift, 5 hours locked in the bedroom, 4 who's are which names on the gifts?, 3 cats chasing ribbons, 2 dropped rolls of tape, and 1 where did the scissors go now!
lisa48317
12-31-2011, 04:41 AM
On the 11th day of wrapping gifts gave to me....11 things to re-gift, 10 how do I spell my own wife's name, 9 pushes the cat off the wrapping paper, 8 paper cuts, 7 gifts that get re-wrapped, 6th time wrapping the same gift, 5 hours locked in the bedroom, 4 who's are which names on the gifts?, 3 cats chasing ribbons, 2 dropped rolls of tape and 1 where did the scissors go now?!
ij20me
12-31-2011, 05:05 AM
On the 12th day of wrapping gifts gave to me... 12 pack of Bud Light gone, 11 things to re-gift, 10 how do I spell my own wife's name, 9 pushes the cat off the wrapping paper, 8 paper cuts, 7 gifts that get re-wrapped, 6th time wrapping the same gift, 5 hours locked in the bedroom, 4 who's are which names on the gifts?, 3 cats chasing ribbons, 2 dropped rolls of tape and 1 where did the scissors go now?!
chris
12-31-2011, 05:37 AM
On the first day of taking down the display gave to me... 1 foot of snow and ice
Just Whisper
12-31-2011, 12:42 PM
The 2nd day of taking down the display gave to me...2 dumpsters full of broken decorations, and 1 foot of snow and ice.
chris
01-01-2012, 06:07 AM
The 3rd day of taking down the display gave to me...3 why did I put those there, 2 dumpsters full of broken decorations, and 1 foot of snow and ice.
Just Whisper
01-02-2012, 07:31 AM
The 4th day of taking down the display gave to me...4 additional large rubbermaid boxes to find storage space for, 3 why did I put those there, 2 dumpsters full of broken decorations, and 1 foot of snow and ice.
ij20me
01-02-2012, 04:52 PM
The 5th day of taking down the display gave to me... 5 thoughts of just leave it up all year, 4 additional large rubbermaid boxes to find storage space for, 3 why did I put those there, 2 dumpsters full of broken decorations, and 1 foot of snow and ice.
chris
01-03-2012, 05:14 AM
The 6th day of taking down the display gave to me...6 razor cuts from cords, 5 thoughts of just leave it up all year, 4 additional large rubbermaid boxes to find storage space for, 3 why did I put those there, 2 dumpsters full of broken decorations, and 1 foot of snow and ice.
ij20me
01-04-2012, 04:58 AM
The 7th day of taking down the display gave to me... 7 why's did I tie this to this and crap I tripped over another stake, 6 razor cuts from cords, 5 thoughts of just leave it up all year, 4 additional large rubbermaid boxes to find storage space for, 3 why did I put those there, 2 dumpsters full of broken decorations, and 1 foot of snow and ice.
chris
01-04-2012, 05:16 AM
The 8th day of taking down the display gave to me...8 when do a start to listen to the instructions on the box, 7 why's did I tie this to this and crap I tripped over another stake, 6 razor cuts from cords, 5 thoughts of just leave it up all year, 4 additional large rubbermaid boxes to find storage space for, 3 why did I put those there, 2 dumpsters full of broken decorations, and 1 foot of snow and ice.
EnlightenedGrinch
01-04-2012, 06:07 AM
The 9th day of taking down the display gave to me...9 frostbitten fingers, 8 when do a start to listen to the instructions on the box, 7 why's did I tie this to this and crap I tripped over another stake, 6 razor cuts from cords, 5 thoughts of just leave it up all year, 4 additional large rubbermaid boxes to find storage space for, 3 why did I put those there, 2 dumpsters full of broken decorations, and 1 foot of snow and ice.
Just Whisper
01-04-2012, 06:24 AM
The 10th day of taking down the display gave to me...10 neighbors wondering when I am gonna have this crap out of my yard?, 9 frostbitten fingers, 8 when do a start to listen to the instructions on the box, 7 why's did I tie this to this and crap I tripped over another stake, 6 razor cuts from cords, 5 thoughts of just leave it up all year, 4 additional large rubbermaid boxes to find storage space for, 3 why did I put those there, 2 dumpsters full of broken decorations, and 1 foot of snow and ice.
chris
01-05-2012, 05:24 AM
The 11th day of taking down the display gave to me...11 notices post to my door from the city, 10 neighbors wondering when I am gonna have this crap out of my yard?, 9 frostbitten fingers, 8 when do I start to listen to the instructions on the box, 7 why's did I tie this to this and crap I tripped over another stake, 6 razor cuts from cords, 5 thoughts of just leave it up all year, 4 additional large rubbermaid boxes to find storage space for, 3 why did I put those there, 2 dumpsters full of broken decorations, and 1 foot of snow and ice.
ij20me
01-05-2012, 06:32 AM
ON the 12 day of taking down the display gave to me... 12 I just need one more box, 11 notices post to my door from the city, 10 neighbors wondering when I am gonna have this crap out of my yard?, 9 frostbitten fingers, 8 when do I start to listen to the instructions on the box, 7 why's did I tie this to this and crap I tripped over another stake, 6 razor cuts from cords, 5 thoughts of just leave it up all year, 4 additional large rubbermaid boxes to find storage space for, 3 why did I put those there, 2 dumpsters full of broken decorations, and 1 foot of snow and ice.
Just Whisper
01-05-2012, 04:42 PM
On the first day of after-Christmas shopping, my shopping cart revealed to me... a 10 foot pre-lit fuschia colored tree.
lisa48317
01-06-2012, 02:34 AM
On the 2nd day of after-Christmas shopping, my shopping cart revealed to me....2 huge nutcrackers and a 10 foot pre-lit fuchsia colored tree.
chris
01-06-2012, 05:12 AM
On the 3rd day of after-Christmas shopping, my shopping cart revealed to me....3 cases of LED lights, 2 huge nutcrackers and a 10 foot pre-lit fuchsia colored tree.
ij20me
01-07-2012, 07:27 PM
On the 4th day of Christmas shopping my shopping cart revealed to me... 4 boxes of gutter light attachments, 3 cases of LED lights, 2 huge nutcrackers and a 10 foot pre-lit fuchsia colored tree.
EnlightenedGrinch
01-08-2012, 11:15 AM
On the 5th day of Christmas shopping my shopping cart revealed to me...5 wireframe reindeer, 4 boxes of gutter light attachments, 3 cases of LED lights, 2 huge nutcrackers and a 10 foot pre-lit fuchsia colored tree.
Just Whisper
01-08-2012, 03:34 PM
On the 6th day of after-Christmas shopping my shopping cart revealed to me...6 what the hell are these things anyway oh well there on sale gotta have them, 5 wireframe reindeer, 4 boxes of gutter light attachments, 3 cases of LED lights, 2 huge nutcrackers and a 10 foot pre-lit fuchsia colored tree.
ij20me
01-13-2012, 12:50 PM
On the 7th day of Christmas shopping my cart revealed to me... 7 just try my credit card again, back in September I had a $20,000 limit. I couldn't possibly have purchased that many lights over the season, 6 what the hell are these things anyway oh well there on sale gotta have them, 5 wireframe reindeer, 4 boxes of gutter light attachments, 3 cases of LED lights, 2 huge nutcrackers and a 10 foot pre-lit fuchsia colored tree.
Just Whisper
01-13-2012, 06:36 PM
On the 8th day of after-Christmas shopping my cart revealed to me... 8 lime green sweaters, 7 just try my credit card again, back in September I had a $20,000 limit. I couldn't possibly have purchased that many lights over the season, 6 what the hell are these things anyway oh well there on sale gotta have them, 5 wireframe reindeer, 4 boxes of gutter light attachments, 3 cases of LED lights, 2 huge nutcrackers and a 10 foot pre-lit fuchsia colored tree.
chris
01-14-2012, 06:07 AM
On the 9th day of Christmas shopping my cart revealed to me...9 90% off prices, 8 lime green sweaters, 7 just try my credit card again, back in September I had a $20,000 limit. I couldn't possibly have purchased that many lights over the season, 6 what the hell are these things anyway oh well there on sale gotta have them, 5 wireframe reindeer, 4 boxes of gutter light attachments, 3 cases of LED lights, 2 huge nutcrackers and a 10 foot pre-lit fuchsia colored tree.
EnlightenedGrinch
01-14-2012, 01:14 PM
On the 10th day of Christmas shopping my cart revealed to me... Ten boxes of broken Candy Canes, 9 90% off prices, 8 lime green sweaters, 7 just try my credit card again, back in September I had a $20,000 limit. I couldn't possibly have purchased that many lights over the season, 6 what the hell are these things anyway oh well there on sale gotta have them, 5 wireframe reindeer, 4 boxes of gutter light attachments, 3 cases of LED lights, 2 huge nutcrackers and a 10 foot pre-lit fuchsia colored tree.
ij20me
01-15-2012, 04:20 AM
On the 11th day of Christmas shopping my cart revealed to me... 11 open boxed items, Ten boxes of broken Candy Canes, 9 90% off prices, 8 lime green sweaters, 7 just try my credit card again, back in September I had a $20,000 limit. I couldn't possibly have purchased that many lights over the season, 6 what the hell are these things anyway oh well there on sale gotta have them, 5 wireframe reindeer, 4 boxes of gutter light attachments, 3 cases of LED lights, 2 huge nutcrackers and a 10 foot pre-lit fuchsia colored tree.
Just Whisper
01-15-2012, 08:07 AM
On the 12th day of after-Christmas shopping my cart revealed to me... 12 giant wreaths, 11 open boxed items, Ten boxes of broken Candy Canes, 9 90% off prices, 8 lime green sweaters, 7 just try my credit card again, back in September I had a $20,000 limit. I couldn't possibly have purchased that many lights over the season, 6 what the hell are these things anyway oh well there on sale gotta have them, 5 wireframe reindeer, 4 boxes of gutter light attachments, 3 cases of LED lights, 2 huge nutcrackers and a 10 foot pre-lit fuchsia colored tree.
ij20me
01-16-2012, 04:55 AM
On the 1st day of the Christmas fan club forum posts our posts revealed to me... I am normal.
EnlightenedGrinch
01-16-2012, 11:57 AM
On the 2nd day of the Christmas fan club forum posts our posts revealed to me... I am normal, two members are spammers,
ij20me
01-16-2012, 02:39 PM
Who thought Goofy, worked for Sears. LOL


On the 2nd day of the Christmas fan club forum posts our posts revealed to me... I am normal, two members are spammers,
Just Whisper
02-24-2012, 07:17 PM
I tried to get this back into the original format, but if you prefer it backwards feel free to put it back without my caring. :)


On the 3rd day of the Christmas Fan Club forum posts our posts revealed to me... 3 How-Tos for snowmen, 2 members are spammers, and I am normal
EnlightenedGrinch
02-28-2012, 10:17 AM
On the 4th day of the Christmas Fan Club forum posts our posts revealed to me... 4 stickies from Larry, 3 How-Tos for snowmen, 2 members are spammers, and I am normal.

(Yes, this format is better.)
Just Whisper
02-28-2012, 10:22 AM
On the 5th day of the Christmas Fan Club forum posts our posts revealed to me... 5 comments from Jay, 4 stickies from Larry, 3 How-Tos for snowmen, 2 members are spammers, and I am normal.
ij20me
03-11-2012, 08:08 AM
On the 6th day of the Christmas Club forum posts out posts revealed to me... 6 bearded men and ladies, 5 comments from Jay, 4 stickies from Larry, 3 How-Tos for snowmen, 2 members are spammers, and I am normal.
chris
03-28-2012, 04:53 AM
On the 7th day of the Christmas Club forum posts out posts revealed to me... 7 ways to make eggnog, 6 bearded men and ladies, 5 comments from Jay, 4 stickies from Larry, 3 How-Tos for snowmen, 2 members are spammers, and I am normal.
ij20me
03-29-2012, 09:35 AM
On the 8th day of Christmas Club forum posts out posts revealed to me... 8 reasons to leave, 7 ways to make eggnog, 6 bearded men and ladies, 5 comments from Jay, 4 stickies from Larry, 3 How-Tos for snowmen, 2 members are spammers, and I am normal.
Sickie Ickie
03-30-2012, 05:49 AM
On the 9th day of Christmas Club forum posts out posts revealed to me... 9 spammers spamming, 8 reasons to leave, 7 ways to make eggnog, 6 bearded men and ladies, 5 comments from Jay, 4 stickies from Larry, 3 How-Tos for snowmen, 2 members are spammers, and I am normal.
ij20me
03-30-2012, 11:41 AM
On the 10th day of the Christmas Club forum posts out posts revealed to me... 10 reasons to stay on the the forum, 9 spammers spamming, 8 reasons to leave,7 ways to make eggnog, 6 bearded men and ladies, 5 comments from Jay, 4 stickies from Larry, 3 How-Tos for snowmen, 2 members are spammers, and I am normal.
chris
04-06-2012, 05:24 AM
On the 11th day of the Christmas Club forum posts out posts revealed to me... 11 ways to spell Christmas, 10 reasons to stay on the the forum, 9 spammers spamming, 8 reasons to leave,7 ways to make eggnog, 6 bearded men and ladies, 5 comments from Jay, 4 stickies from Larry, 3 How-Tos for snowmen, 2 members are spammers, and I am normal.
Just Whisper
04-06-2012, 06:34 PM
On the 12th day of the Christmas Club forum posts our posts revealed to me...That for 12 days you guys have been spelling "our" wrong, 11 ways to spell Christmas, 10 reasons to stay on the the forum, 9 spammers spamming, 8 reasons to leave,7 ways to make eggnog, 6 bearded men and ladies, 5 comments from Jay, 4 stickies from Larry, 3 How-Tos for snowmen, 2 members are spammers, and I am normal.
Just Whisper
04-06-2012, 06:38 PM
This one is for you Bethene...

On the first day of house hunting my realtor gave to me....a wasps nest in an oak tree.
Sickie Ickie
04-08-2012, 03:26 PM
On the 2nd day of house hunting my realtor gave to me....2 exterminators, and a wasps nest in an oak tree.
chris
04-09-2012, 05:07 AM
On the 3rd day of house hunting my realtor gave to me....3 low ball offers with no phone calls back, 2 exterminators, and a wasps nest in an oak tree.
Just Whisper
04-09-2012, 06:02 AM
On the 4th day of house hunting my realtor gave to me....4 houses with rat infestation, 3 low ball offers with no phone calls back, 2 exterminators, and a wasps nest in an oak tree.
chris
04-10-2012, 04:48 AM
On the 5th day of house hunting my realtor gave to me....5 sales pending, 4 houses with rat infestation, 3 low ball offers with no phone calls back, 2 exterminators, and a wasps nest in an oak tree.
Just Whisper
04-10-2012, 04:27 PM
On the 6th day of house hunting my realtor gave to me....6 credit rejections, 5 sales pending, 4 houses with rat infestation, 3 low ball offers with no phone calls back, 2 exterminators, and a wasps nest in an oak tree.
chris
04-11-2012, 04:46 AM
On the 7th day of house hunting my realtor gave to me.... 7 neighbors wondering whats going on, 6 credit rejections, 5 sales pending, 4 houses with rat infestation, 3 low ball offers with no phone calls back, 2 exterminators, and a wasps nest in an oak tree.
ij20me
04-12-2012, 07:10 AM
You know, I am not perfect Mellllliiiisssssaaaaaa. Although...... I know you think I am!!! As do the rest of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on group hug!!!!!!!!
chris
04-13-2012, 05:14 AM
I like group hugs!


On the 8th day of house hunting my realtor gave to me....8 inspectors trying to figure out the weird leaks in the house, 7 neighbors wondering whats going on, 6 credit rejections, 5 sales pending, 4 houses with rat infestation, 3 low ball offers with no phone calls back, 2 exterminators, and a wasps nest in an oak tree.
Just Whisper
04-16-2012, 05:45 PM
On the 9th day of house hunting my realtor gave to me....9 conference calls with sellers, 8 inspectors trying to figure out the weird leaks in the house, 7 neighbors wondering whats going on, 6 credit rejections, 5 sales pending, 4 houses with rat infestation, 3 low ball offers with no phone calls back, 2 exterminators, and a wasps nest in an oak tree.
Just Whisper
04-16-2012, 05:46 PM
I know you are just right, Jay.
chris
04-17-2012, 05:12 AM
On the 10th day of house hunting my realtor gave to me....10 why do I need to sign there's, 9 conference calls with sellers, 8 inspectors trying to figure out the weird leaks in the house, 7 neighbors wondering whats going on, 6 credit rejections, 5 sales pending, 4 houses with rat infestation, 3 low ball offers with no phone calls back, 2 exterminators, and a wasps nest in an oak tree.