The Christmas Story Game: Sort of

[Sickie Ickie]

but very ugly

[bethene]

abominal snowman that

[Blinky]

that ate all

[Sickie Ickie]

of the yummy

[Blinky]

for the tummy

[Sickie Ickie]

candy and nuts

[bethene]

that were saved

[RookieElf]

from the previous..

[bethene]

year so that

[Clarice]

Mrs. Claus could make

[bethene]

some really good

[Sickie Ickie]

especially delicious and

[bethene]

tasty type of

[Sickie Ickie]

incredibly yummy creamed

[bethene]

canned corn that

[EnlightenedGrinch]

had been around

[Just Whisper]

since moses' birth.

(Man, you really had to dig to ressurrect this old post. ha ha)

[EnlightenedGrinch]

She freaked when.....

[Just Whisper]

mud started to

[Sickie Ickie]

slide up her

[Just Whisper]

(up? hmmmm, okay)

refrigerator door, into

[Sickie Ickie]

the shelf beyond

[Just Whisper]

the magic door.

[Just Whisper]

Have you ever noticed no one ever ends a sentence on this game. So I added a period. Never thought I would want to ADD one of those.

[EnlightenedGrinch]

No one knew

[theedwin]

periods were needed

[Just Whisper]

to gain access

[theedwin]

to the real

[Sickie Ickie]

end of sentence. :p

[EnlightenedGrinch]

And now, back

[Sickie Ickie]

to our regularly

[Just Whisper]

messed up story...

[EnlightenedGrinch]

about what happens

[Just Whisper]

when too many

[bethene]

leg that had

[Just Whisper]

torn Christmas stockings

[Sickie Ickie]

get drooled on

[Just Whisper]

during hot steamy

[theedwin]

times in the

[EnlightenedGrinch]

sweatshop that Santa

[Sickie Ickie]

cruelly makes his

[EnlightenedGrinch]

kidnapped Venezuelan elves

[Just Whisper]

work in, building

[Mummy deer-est]

cheap knock off

[Just Whisper]

Barbara Streisand dolls

[EnlightenedGrinch]

that have toxic

[theedwin]

noses and green

[Just Whisper]

peace protesters saying

[EnlightenedGrinch]

"save the penguins".

[theedwin]

"from their own"

[Sickie Ickie]

"Nuclear war missles"

[Just Whisper]

But the penguins

[Mummy deer-est]

are just so

[Just Whisper]

clumsy with their

[EnlightenedGrinch]

radioactive isotopes that

[Just Whisper]

Santa had to

[Sickie Ickie]

put grease in

[theedwin]

his hair so

[Sickie Ickie]

the missiles would

[Just Whisper]

not get stuck

[Mummy deer-est]

to his nose.

[Sickie Ickie]

Penguins have a

[Mummy deer-est]

funny habit of

[theedwin]

staring at noses

(lots of noses in this story....)

[Just Whisper]

Probably because theirs

[bethene]

has the habit

[Sickie Ickie]

is nowhere near

[Just Whisper]

as magnificent as

[Sickie Ickie]

the polar bear's

[Just Whisper]

who every Thursday

[Sickie Ickie]

lights a giant

[Just Whisper]

who screams "STOP

[EnlightenedGrinch]

In The Name

[Sickie Ickie]

of gloves, before

[Just Whisper]

my bean stock

[Mummy deer-est]

turns into a

[Sickie Ickie]

slop, think it

[EnlightenedGrinch]

O-O-ver, [musical notes] drink it

[bethene]

up, and then

[Sickie Ickie]

spew it out

[Just Whisper]

Then the giant's

[theedwin]

guts erupted in

[EnlightenedGrinch]

a heaving mass

[Sickie Ickie]

of volcano like

[theedwin]

flares that covered

[EnlightenedGrinch]

the North Pole.

[theedwin]

Meanwhile, back at

[EnlightenedGrinch]

the toy sweatshop

[Sickie Ickie]

the toys were

[EnlightenedGrinch]

found to be

[Sickie Ickie]

contempt of their

[theedwin]

citation they received

[EnlightenedGrinch]

for "Most Toxic

[theedwin]

Things" award from

[EnlightenedGrinch]

"Toxic Toy Lovers

[EnlightenedGrinch]

The End. (FINE)

[Just Whisper]

Does that mean we can start a NEW 2009 christmas story? One that is easier to follow?

[EnlightenedGrinch]

I'm all for that. No drunk posting allowed on this new story !!:rolleyes::confused:

[Just Whisper]

Should we start a whole new thread? Please? This one is too long. We can call it something different. Go for it Grinch. Like Christmas story 2009. And we will have to start over every year.

[Sickie Ickie]

I'm all for that JW.