Misheard Christmas Lyrics

[Secret Santa]

I remember a long time ago seeing a list of christmas songs that children had sung the wrong (but funny) lyrics to ... here's a few that have stuck with me ...

"Deck the halls with Buddy Holly..."

"Later on we'll perspire, as we sit by the fire..."

"Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.."

"While shepherds washed their socks at night..."

Anyone have any others to add to the list ??

[Mummy deer-est]

"Later on we'll perspire, as we sit by the fire..."

LOL - I could totally see a kid saying that!

[Sickie Ickie]

In my head, I see: Juggle Balls, Juggle Balls...

[EnlightenedGrinch]

"It's the most wonderful time of the year......
there'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the GORIEST Christmas of long, long ago...."
That's the way I sing it anyhow.

[Blinky]

batman smells and Robin layed a egg " sung to Jingle bells"

[digbugsgirl]

Hark the Herald:

With Angelic hosts proclaim....

I just realized a couple of weeks ago that that isn't how it goes! :)

[CaptnJackSparrow]

You mean those arent the words ??

[CaptnJackSparrow]

My kids just roar with laffter when "twisted" carols play on the radio...

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire...
hot sauce dripping from their toes...
yuletide squirrels,
fresh filleted by the fire..
they poked hot skewers up their nose..
Everybody knows, some pepper and a garlic glove,
help to make them season right..
tiny rats.. with a crisp golden coat..
will really hit the spot.. tonite..


The Restroom door said Gentlemen so I just walked inside..
I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride..

There's a Santa who looks alot like El-vis..
down at the KMart store..
but the scariest sight to see,
is that jolly VIP,
in a pom-pa-dor..

We wish you werent living with us,
we wish you werent living with us,
we wish you werent living with us,
get ouuuut of here.
You're feeding your face,
you're taking up space,
we wish you werent living with us
get ouuuuut of here!!

Ah, wouldnt it be a nice gesture to visit a nursing home to sing 'carols' to the residents...

[Sickie Ickie]

LOL Those are great! Who sings it, or is it just something made up by the younger generation?

[Blinky]

I Love that song it on youtube sickie

[CaptnJackSparrow]

If you google "twisted carols" you'll come up with a bunch... They've been out a few years now, and the Christmas station in Phoenix plays one or two a day..

Here Comes Menapause,
here comes Menapause,
right down menapause lane..
I didnt know after all this time..
PMS meant punish my spouse..

Police stop my car,
police stop my car,
police stop my car,
make get out and blow a balloon up..
they wanna wish me a sober christmas
thats why they pull me over christmas
they wanna wish me a sober christmas
from the bottom of their hearts..

Said my wife to my second brother, Steve..
Didnt I get this last year??
..didnt I get this last year..
Thank you just the same, brother Steve
didnt I get this last year?
..didint I get this last year..

I came upon a road-kill deer,
a terrible sight to behold..
he laid there on the shoulder edge,
his body, stiff and cold...

It's the most, fattening time of the year...

I... saw Daddy kissing... Santa Clause..

Little Hooters girl... pa-rah-pah-pah-pum
wearing those orange shorts ...a rubber-tight-bum...

Lacy things, the wife is missin',
didnt ask for her persmission,
I'm wearing' her clothes, silk pantyhose,
walkin' 'round in womens underwear..
in the store, therws' a teddy,
with little straps, like spaghetti,
they hold me so tight, like handcuffs at night,
walkin' 'round in womens underwear..

..later on if ya wanna, we'll dress up, like Madonna,
put on some eyeshade, and join the parade..
walkin' 'round in womens underwear..
walkin' 'round in womens underwear..

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there are quite a few..I've got abt 24 twisted .mp3's .. my kids love 'em..

teege

[Blinky]

my favs of the twisted carols are : by Bob Rivers he had me LMAO
I'll be Stoned for Christmas.. YouTube - Twisted Songs - I'll Be Stoned for Christmas

and walking around in womens underwear..YouTube - Twisted Songs - Walking Round in Women's Underwear

[CaptnJackSparrow]

YA FOUND 'EM!! Bob Rivers is a genius!!

[pie4ever2]

'Last Christmas I gave you my Heart, But the very next day you said you were gay. this year, to save me from queers, i'll give it to someone straight'

'Last Christmas I gave you my Heart, But the very next day you sold it on Ebay'

'Last Christmas I gave you my Heart, But the very next day you offered it at a altar to your demonic god (last time i date aztecs). this year, to save me from sacrifice, i'll give it to someone catholic'

also, youtube videos:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zy791huV-Dk
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xfiqrkV_ZqI