I Can...I Can't

[ij20me]

I can find my snow shovel this morning

I can't find any use for my snow shovel. LOL ^

[Hilda]

I CAN find a use for my snow shovel this morning (trying to remove a frozen grave mound in order to put some penguins there). LOL

I CAN'T DIG UP A GRAVE MOUND THAT HAS FROZEN!

[Goofy]

I so can dig up a grave mound thats frozen..(why do you think i have so many skeltons)

I can't chew eggnog and blow bubbles

[ij20me]

Ummm, I can chew eggnog and blow bubbles

I can't figure out how I am going to pay these Christmas bills

[Billybones]

I can figure out how to pay the Christmas bills

I can't figure out how to get away with robbing a bank LOL

[ij20me]

I can figure out how to get away with a robbing a bank

I can't handle seeing my friend BUBBA again in jail

[chris]

Lol I can handle seeing my friend BUBBA again in jail

I can't seem to count backwards

[ij20me]

I can seem to count wardsback

I can't seem to purchase this pearl necklace online

[Goofy]

I can purchase this necklace online

I can't seem to pick Grinches pocket for the creditcard

[Just Whisper]

I can pick Grinch's pocket. It may not be a credit card I come up with though.

I can't seem to stop making dirty comments on this forum.

[chris]

Lol... I can seem to stop making dirty comments on this forum

I can't stop laughing right now:chappy:

[ij20me]

I can stop laughing right now

I can't bite my toe nails

[Just Whisper]

I can stop laughing right now

I can't bite my toe nails

That is probably a good thing.

[chris]

^Lol...

I can bite my toe nails

I can't eat and run at the same time

[ij20me]

Ha, I got someone to say it! What a weirdo! Hey guys did you hear what Chris does?????????

[ij20me]

I can eat and run at the same time

I can't believe what Chris wrote about biting his toe nails! LOL

[Jolly Nana]

I can believe Chris wrote that about Bitting his toenails.LOL Sorry Chris
I can't believe how crazy you guys are.LOL Make me laugh every day.:)

[Just Whisper]

I can believe how crazy we are.

I can't wait to pick my ripe tomatoes off my tomato plants next week.

[Hilda]

I can definitely wait to pick tomatoes up here!!

I can't get this last piece of rebar into the ground....

[Hilda]

Ha, I got someone to say it! What a weirdo! Hey guys did you hear what Chris does?????????

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[chris]

I can wait to pick my ripe tomatoes off my tomato plants next week.

I can't figure out why I am so tired this morning

[Jolly Nana]

I CAN FIGURE OUT WHY I AM SO TIRED

I can't figure out why I never get a day off from watching kids when I don't even have any that live at home anymore.LOL

[Just Whisper]

Ha ha...I had to cut and paste this one, it was so long. :)

I can figure out why I never get a day off from watching kids when I don't even have any that live at home anymore.LOL

I can't think of a great name for my kitten

[Jolly Nana]

opps sorry got carried away. blush:

[chris]

I can think of a great name for my kitten

I can't see the lights

[ij20me]

I can see my lights (they are a vivid memory now)

I can't repair the damage done to all my displays.

[chris]

I can repair the damage done to all my displays.

I can't wait till its time to put everything back up.

[ij20me]

I can wait till its time to put everything back up

I can't believe I know Chris!

[chris]

I can believe I know myself lol

I can't keep running in circles

[ij20me]

I can keep running in circles

I can't draw a circle

[Just Whisper]

I can draw a circle

I can't get these political and charitable phone solicitors to quit calling me

[chris]

I can get these political and charitable phone solicitors to quit calling me

Can't fined my phone

[ij20me]

I can find my phone.

I can't find the phone wire

[chris]

I can fined the phone wire

I can't dial out

[Just Whisper]

I can dial out.

I can't ever seem to remember to eat.

[ij20me]

I can remember to to eat

I can't stop eating candy

[Billybones]

I can sop eating candy

I can't quit smoking (damn)

[ij20me]

I can quit smoking

I can't quit drinking

[chris]

I can quit drinking

I can't walk straight

[ij20me]

I can walk straight

I can't find the line

[Just Whisper]

I can find the line

I can't get my Halloween video finished

[chris]

I can get my Halloween video finished

I can't start the new Halloween props yet

[ij20me]

I can start the new halloween props.

I can't get out of bed right now.

[chris]

I can get out of bed right now

I can't paint the house pink

[Just Whisper]

I can get out of bed right now

I can't paint the house pink

And your wife said she is soooo grateful.


I can paint the house pink (it's a doll house)


I can't get motivated to go outside and finish my project

[ij20me]

I can get motivated to go outside and finish my project

I cant remember if I closed the mailbox when I went to do my outdoor project of getting the mail

[chris]

I can remember if I closed the mailbox when I went to do my outdoor project of getting the mail

I can't keep losing my mined lol

[ij20me]

I can keep losing my mined

I can't keep my marbles

[chris]

I can keep my marbles

I can't see in front of me

[Craig]

I can see in front of me (as long as I am wearing my glasses) :p

I can't get motivated to do house cleaning today....

[ij20me]

I can get motivated to do house cleaning today... (Craig cleaned it yesterday)

I can't seem to find the other match to this sock

[Just Whisper]

I can find the other match to this sock 6tttnhhigjjfcjv

I can't teach my kitten to jreijcp;oj type effectivrly ipoooui-------r

[chris]

I can teach my kitten to jreijcp;oj type effectivrly ipoooui-------r

I can't run through a ring of fire

[ij20me]

I can run through a ring of fire (I'm married)

I can't seem to put the bottle down!

[chris]

I can put the bottle down

I can't put it down half empty

[ij20me]

I can't put it down half empty

I can take the keys away from Chris

[chris]

I can't take the keys away from myself

I can drive while sleeping

[ij20me]

OH man I just realized I messed everything up. Leave it to me! I had a Chris moment!

[chris]

Lol... I can't have a OH man I just realized I messed everything up. Leave it to me!

I can fly a spaceship

[ij20me]

I can't fly a spaceship

I can tell you I came from space.

[chris]

I can't tell you I came from space.

I can mix paint with my hand.

[ij20me]

I can't mix paint by hand.

I can pass Kindergarten

[chris]

I can't pass Kindergarten

I can stay inside the lines

[ij20me]

I can't stay in the lines.

I can get pulled over for driving too fast!

[chris]

I can't get pulled over for driving too fast!

I can sleep walk in the day time