2010 Christmas Story

[Just Whisper]

Add three words of your own to continue this story about Christmas.


Santa crept silently

[theedwin]

from the fireplace

[chris]

to the christmas

[Frosty]

beans and devoured

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the entire pot.

[Rybcon]

With his hunger

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satisfied he headed

[Rybcon]

for his sleigh

[Just Whisper]

but he kept

[EnlightenedGrinch]

feeling a sensation

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building slowly inside

[Rybcon]

of his pants.

[theedwin]

When he noticed

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a public restroom

[theedwin]

too far away

[Frosty]

and suddenly blew

[chris]

his nose on

[Frosty]

::Oh come on you know you want to see him not make it to the bathroom:::::

his extra sock

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ok frosty, just for you I'll give them one more chance. LOL


while running for

[theedwin]

the bathroom down

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by the theater. (Edwin's theater...LOL)

[theedwin]

"Out of Order"

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read Santa, cursing

[theedwin]

as he passed............................................ .......................

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Realizing he wasn't

[theedwin]

wearing his Depends.

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Entering his sleigh,

[Frosty]

Blew a hole

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(C'mom guys, watch the punctuation... it is hard to make a sentence with two sentence beginnings and no middle). Maybe I can make this work with a minor revision.

Entering his sleigh, he blew a hole


in his suit

[theedwin]

(thanks JW)

coat, just below

[Rybcon]

the second button.

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"What a mess!",

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(Ahem....I said "What a mess!", Let's move this along :)

[EnlightenedGrinch]

"....I've definitely gotta"

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head back home

[theedwin]

to clean up

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before Mrs Claus

[EnlightenedGrinch]

gets a whiff

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of my rear!!

[theedwin]

Too Late! BOY,

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was she disgusted

[EnlightenedGrinch]

to smell the

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nasty deposit he

[EnlightenedGrinch]

had smooshed into

[theedwin]

the glove compartment

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"Where've you been?",

[theedwin]

asked Rudolph sitting

[chris]

next to the

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sexy girl reindeer,

[EnlightenedGrinch]

who was rubbing

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her nose against

[theedwin]

the shiny metal

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on his collar.

[theedwin]

There was excitement

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as Santa replied

[theedwin]

"Dash away" you

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sex crazed reindeer.

[EnlightenedGrinch]

Santa laughed when

[Just Whisper]

Blitzen tripped over

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Do I have to do EVERYTHING myself???? (That is what my hubby always says too, LOL)

his excited member,

[EnlightenedGrinch]

causing a premature

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seeding of gardens.

[EnlightenedGrinch]

Suddenly, a loud

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obnoxious Grinch-like

[EnlightenedGrinch]

belching sound was

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heard coming from

[bethene]

the elves house

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where I suspected

[EnlightenedGrinch]

a gaseous cloud

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was now hanging.

[bethene]

The reindeer stable

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(...sorry, I can't figure out how to delete my errored messages yet...)

You can't delete them Tanta. But sickie ickie can if you ask him. He is a moderator. But you did fine by just removing the text portion.

Was also filling

[Tanta Kringle]

with the unimaginable...

[EnlightenedGrinch]

foul stench of

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Old Spice cologne

[CB_Christmas]

elves were running

[Tanta Kringle]

in haste towards

[CB_Christmas]

the forrest of

[Tanta Kringle]

sweet smelling clover

[CB_Christmas]

to escape horrid

[Tanta Kringle]

devastation caused by

[bethene]

bad food that

[CB_Christmas]

they had ingested.

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The Abominable Snowman

[CB_Christmas]

was also very

[Tanta Kringle]

frisky that evening

[CB_Christmas]

because of several

[Tanta Kringle]

unusual sightings of