Secret Santa
11-19-2007, 11:59 AM
It was christmas day 2005, at around 3pm, and my family and I were just sitting down to eat when a knock came upon the door.
Opening the door, I noticed a snail sitting on the doorstep.
"Excuse me sir" he said, "could you spare some of your christmas dinner for me?"
Not being a great fan of snails, and not wanting to encourage snails in my garden, I kicked the snail and it flew down the garden path.
On christmas day the following year, at around the same time and again sitting down to enjoy the christmas dinner, a knock came upon the door again.
Opening the door, I looked down to see the same snail as last year.
He looked up at me and said "what did you do that for?" :p
Opening the door, I noticed a snail sitting on the doorstep.
"Excuse me sir" he said, "could you spare some of your christmas dinner for me?"
Not being a great fan of snails, and not wanting to encourage snails in my garden, I kicked the snail and it flew down the garden path.
On christmas day the following year, at around the same time and again sitting down to enjoy the christmas dinner, a knock came upon the door again.
Opening the door, I looked down to see the same snail as last year.
He looked up at me and said "what did you do that for?" :p