The NEW 2009 Christmas Story...........

[chris]

what else was

[Just Whisper]

in his pants

[theedwin]

from his journey

[chris]

to the auther

[Just Whisper]

of "Santa's Secrets",

[chris]

maybe it was

[EnlightenedGrinch]

really Victoria's Secret

[theedwin]

that visited Grinch's

[chris]

home down under

[Clarice]

the tree skirt

[Just Whisper]

where no secrets

[chris]

" Let there be

[Just Whisper]

Sorry, Chris...I don't get it. Someone else go next please?

[EnlightenedGrinch]

Lite beer" for

[theedwin]

the secret makers.

[Just Whisper]

Meanwhile, across town,

[chris]

Santa and Sickie

[theedwin]

were up to

[chris]

something that would

[Just Whisper]

change Christmas forever.

[theedwin]

They secretly decided

[bethene]

to keep the

[EnlightenedGrinch]

reindeer fertility clinic

[Just Whisper]

in Santa's garage,

[theedwin]

until such time

[chris]

it will be

[Just Whisper]

making the reindeer

[chris]

want to become

[EnlightenedGrinch]

more sensitive toward

[theedwin]

toys with special

[Just Whisper]

needs, such as

[EnlightenedGrinch]

bi-POLAR Syndrome

[bethene]

a rare, but

[Just Whisper]

hysterically funny disease

[theedwin]

that affects Elves

[bethene]

when they are

[theedwin]

working on toys.

[Just Whisper]

dating polar bears

[theedwin]

is always fun.....

[bethene]

thought the silly

[Just Whisper]

...(JW misses the cue)

[EnlightenedGrinch]

(Deleted due to technical difficulties)

[theedwin]

and often times

[Sickie Ickie]

even slightly frantic

[Just Whisper]

penguin who had

[theedwin]

too much to

[chris]

always wanted to

[Sickie Ickie]

(had screws too)

[Just Whisper]

(and too many too's and to's too)

"always wanted to" learn to drive

[EnlightenedGrinch]

a zamboni because

[bethene]

then he could

[chris]

turn his shoes

[EnlightenedGrinch]

into "ice" skates.

[Just Whisper]

"Penguins driving Zambonis???!!!",

[chris]

said Santa to

[Just Whisper]

the DMV clerk

[EnlightenedGrinch]

sipping her coffee

[Wiggy]

She looked at

[Just Whisper]

penguin's driver license

[chris]

to find the

[Just Whisper]

Chris, did you mean "fine" or "find"?

[chris]

Chris, did you mean "fine" or "find"?

Sorry JW I fixed it. :)

[bethene]

next type of

[Holly Snowtoes]

(oh snap... I don't know.)

sandwich that Blitzen

[Just Whisper]

was making for

[chris]

the guy's at

[Holly Snowtoes]

the Holiday Hut

[Just Whisper]

What? No Baloney?,

[chris]

said Sickie Ickie

[Just Whisper]

,taking bacon instead,

[bethene]

along with the

[Just Whisper]

squeeze cheese which

[EnlightenedGrinch]

smelled kind of

[Holly Snowtoes]

like eggnog does

[EnlightenedGrinch]

when it's fresh.

[Just Whisper]

Unfortunately, the sandwiches

[EnlightenedGrinch]

were starting to

[Just Whisper]

get eaten fast...

[wrapping&bows]

and she wanted

[Just Whisper]

all the penguins

[Rybcon]

to go home

[EnlightenedGrinch]

and wash their

[Just Whisper]

tuxedos for the

[Nephew Fred]

Grand Masquerade Ball.

[Just Whisper]

Masquerading as James Bond, (I believe a name counts as one word, yes?)

[Sickie Ickie]

Tinsel the Elf

[Just Whisper]

and Bob Marley, they

[EnlightenedGrinch]

jumped into Tinsel's

[Just Whisper]

Ferrari while screaming

[EnlightenedGrinch]

"Shaken, not Stirred"...

[Just Whisper]

So the abominable

[bethene]

snowman went to

[Just Whisper]

the party as

[propmistress]

Frosty the snowman

[bethene]

so he could

[chris]

what was going

[EnlightenedGrinch]

to happen when

[Just Whisper]

the penguins and

[Just Whisper]

Tinsel ate all

[Sickie Ickie]

the olive penguins

[Tanta Kringle]

It was not

[chris]

what they thought