Last Post Wins

[Just Whisper]

We play this on another forum. It is so simple and a great time killer. The only object to the game is to be the last one to post. The last one posting wins.

So, I win.

[Sickie Ickie]

You only think you win, you ran in the wrong direction, so I WIN!

[Just Whisper]

You were reading posts on that "other" forum, and I win now!

[Mummy deer-est]

losers........

[MerryBells]

I finally won something!

[Just Whisper]

that's what you think merrybells, sorry, but I win! I think. think:

[Papa Noel]

Nope.... Your all wrong, I win:)

[Just Whisper]

I agree kboas...you are all wrong,well, everyone but me.

I win.

[Mummy deer-est]

uh-uh. me!

[theedwin]

Now I win! (But for how long...)

(If I were Sickie, I would post then lock the thread and be the ultimate winner!)

[Mummy deer-est]

Don't give him any ideas, Edwin. At least not while I'm winning.

[Sickie Ickie]

LOL but then I couldn't continue to rub in that I win! :p

[EnlightenedGrinch]

Isn't it too easy to cheat at this game??


If so, GREAT--count me in!!

[Mummy deer-est]

there is no cheating...only a severe lack something better to do.

[Sickie Ickie]

and while you all are conversing...Sickie Still is winnah!

[MerryBells]

Nope...I'm the winner!

[Mummy deer-est]

wrong!!!!!!

[Sickie Ickie]

she says as she fell way behind. I'm winnah!

[Just Whisper]

Hey, I heard they're having a 50% off sale at Curby's.

He He He...I win

(They fall for it every time.)

[Mummy deer-est]

lol...but I'm still winning.

[theedwin]

Just got back from Curby's... pant pant

I WIN!!!!

[Sickie Ickie]

while you were busy with your pants, I won!

[Just Whisper]

Who lost their pants?

Oh, I win.

[Sickie Ickie]

Oh, hi JW. you only just got here? I've been waiting at the finishing line for you.

[Just Whisper]

so I could win? how sweet sickie.

[theedwin]

so you guys could chat as I pull up my pants and declare "I WIN!"

[Just Whisper]

Thank you for pulling those up edwin. But while you were busy zipping up,

I won

[Mummy deer-est]

I am the grand poobah of this thread. Bow to me.

[DanoNJ]

Not so fasy, Mummy....
It's is I who is the winner!!!

[Mummy deer-est]

Oh, Dano...you are so yesterday's news!
The b!t@h is back!

[Sickie Ickie]

And the back is all you saw as I won!

[Mummy deer-est]

No, no. You are a wiener. Not a winner. :P

[Sickie Ickie]

Is that in reference to my buns...as I passed you way back there?

[Mummy deer-est]

lol...don't get your buns in a pickle (or a bunch...or...?)but I'm gonna win this!

[chris]

What did i win??:twisted:

[Sickie Ickie]

nothing, you are atthe starting line. I won!

[Mummy deer-est]

seriously, Sickie. Just give up.

[Sickie Ickie]

never! .

[chris]

WOW!!! I finally achieved something in life, this feels great!!!! Boy were my teachers wrong about me?:twisted:

[DanoNJ]

So sorry, but they were right all along. Now me on the other hand...

[Sickie Ickie]

totally had no chance. I win!

[theedwin]

Un winners all of you!

I win!

[Sickie Ickie]

You read that wrong Edwin. Uno winner.

Me. I'm number 1!

[Mummy deer-est]

Oh, you boys. Always getting *too* excited *too* prematurely!

I. Win.

[theedwin]

ROFL Mummy!

But, as I said before, I am surrounded by un-winners!

[Mummy deer-est]

You would be one of them my friend! I am the winner!

[Sickie Ickie]

you are the weiner? That's correct. :p

but I am the WINNER!

[Papa Noel]

I knew if I waited long enough I would be the winner.:)

[Just Whisper]

I am afraid you waited toooo long...

I am the winner.

[Sickie Ickie]

Why do you think the post had a hiatus? Because I already won!

[DanoNJ]

Oh you poor, silly boy. For it is not you that has risen into the winner's circle, but is I - Dano!

[Just Whisper]

I think you forgot to stop when you got there, and just kept on rising (don't touch that one sickie)...

So now I win.

[DanoNJ]

Sorry birthday girl. Still rising to the occation!

I win yet again!!

[Just Whisper]

But I am older than you, so age before....well, I don't know what you look like? So age before insolence. LOL jk

Therefore I win.

[Mummy deer-est]

While you were busy bragging, I stole the lead!

[theedwin]

and around the corner comes EDWIN!!!!

Winner!

[DanoNJ]

and around the corner comes EDWIN!!!!

Winner!

Only not watching where he was going and ran smack right into a pole. Sorry, Edwin, so sorry.... But like Mark Martin last Sunday (NASCAR reference) I breeze by and swing into 1st place easily.

[Sickie Ickie]

...and just kept on rising (don't touch that one sickie)...

Do you like it when...D'oh! You know me too well folks!!!

[theedwin]

Well, my last comment was a horse race comment. (the theatre is right next to the sports book at the casino, horse racing going on all the time!!!) Maybe I should have come up with some crazy name like "Edwin Zillionaire" or something.

Any way, I WIN! YOU LOSE!!!

[Sickie Ickie]

Sorry to leave you chomping on the bit,

but I already won!

[Just Whisper]

Excuse me sickie, please move over. You are so in my way. You are blocking the winner's spot with your loser feet. :)

I win.

[DanoNJ]

Oh my dear Whisper. Please be seated and let a real winner take the stage.

[Just Whisper]

I am already on it. thanks for the seat while I wait for you losers, Dano.

P S. I win!

[Mummy deer-est]

P.P.S. No, I win.

[theedwin]

This just in!

Edwin wins yet again!

[Just Whisper]

Too bad you "just got in" edwin. I am already here.

and I win.

[Papa Noel]

Sorry but you were just to late.
I WIN!!!!!:green:

[Just Whisper]

Not.

Sweeeet. I win.

[Papa Noel]

A day late and a dollar short.
I Win.

[theedwin]

Make sure to pay your mortgage ontime Papa!

You can't always be a day late, or a dollar short!

Cause I WIN!

[Just Whisper]

Edwin, you are almost always a day late on here. LOL That is why

I WIN!!!!

[theedwin]

I am still on Saturday, and it is now officially Sunday.

I don't see where I am anywhere near a "day late"

BUT, I suppose STUFF happens! But

I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Just Whisper]

I am still on Saturday, and it is now officially Sunday.
Now don't go pirate on me, but wouldn't that make you officially a day late?idea:

Yes, stuff does happen. Like me winning. Yeah Me!!

[theedwin]

I hear crickets chirping.

They are chirping for me! (and for those that have not been online much lately unlike us who live in very warm climates and stay indoors all the time...)

But, I must say you gave me a good run for a while JW, but relinquish that throne to:

ME! I WIN!!!!

[chris]

not so fast its me to be and the end:happyfatsanta:

[Sickie Ickie]

*SI watches the arguments with amusements, while getting off the medal stand with he gold medal for winning around his neck and the anthem finishing playing with the wild applause of the crowd.*

[DanoNJ]

*SI watches the arguments with amusements, while getting off the medal stand with he gold medal for winning around his neck and the anthem finishing playing with the wild applause of the crowd.*

Wake up SI. You're dreaming again.

Thank you one and all for this rather unexpected win.

[chris]

Dano and Sickie when you both wake up you will see i left a a quarter for you dream dream away:exclaim:

[theedwin]

The guy who invented that 25 cent "magic fingers" bed just died at 92.

That means I win!

[Just Whisper]

Nope, it is me. I win.

[Papa Noel]

1st one to post in a few days, That means I win.

[theedwin]

How short the winnings go...

I win!

[Papa Noel]

Hey!!! Give Papa a chance.
I win

[chris]

I like winning things!!!!:twisted:

[Just Whisper]

That's nice Chris. Now go buy a lottery ticket and let me take my rightful place as the winner here. :)

[chris]

That's nice Chris. Now go buy a lottery ticket and let me take my rightful place as the winner here. :)

LOL!!!! I like your moves:)

[Just Whisper]

I like yours too, especially when it's you moving out of my way.LOL

Whooo Hoooo I win again

[DanoNJ]

That's right, JW. You're moving, moving, moving... Ah yes, right out of my way.

[chris]

I cant find the instruction book LOL. DIY How To Win?:)

[Just Whisper]

Just keep watching me Chris. This is how

I WIN!!!

[DanoNJ]

You just will not stay down, JW. MOVE OVER. Look, for the last time.
I'm so far ahead, I have taken the checker flag!

[Just Whisper]

Good. You can use it to hide your face which is filled with embarrassment at having come in so far behind me. LOL As a matter of fact, I DID move over...as I was passing you.

I win

[DanoNJ]

JW, the only thing hidden is my butt which is what you are looking at, being I win, yet again!

[Clarice]

Amateurs http://getmesmileys.com/smilies/rolleye0001.gif This is winning!http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/neener.gif

[theedwin]

I win again!

[Sickie Ickie]

This race is over TheEdwin. I already won so no one posted in a while. :p

[DanoNJ]

This race is over TheEdwin. I already won so no one posted in a while. :p

My poor misguided freind, Sickie. Get off the sauce, will ya!

Now, to claim my victory!

[Clarice]

16 days Dano has had last place? Well this will never do! I'm here to claim last as mine alllll mine.

[theedwin]

you had your 15 minutes of fame Clarice!

Now it's MY turn!!!

[Clarice]

Now for 15 more.

[theedwin]

I'll let you have that,

But I bet I get 16 minutes out of this one!!

[chris]

Can i pick up my prize now? !!!! LOL:littlepresent:

[Clarice]

Sure, second prize is all yours.

[Just Whisper]

So I guess you got third Clarice?
Cuz I am the WINNER!!!

[chris]

:DLOL!!! Somebody throw in the towel!!

[Clarice]

Are you wet?

[chris]

WOW!!! Your quick!!! i just posted Claricesurprise: Game on:)

[Clarice]

Bring it tinsel boy! :twisted:

[chris]

Ok, but i'm not much of a swimmer!!!:)

[Clarice]

And you aren't doing to well at posting last either. hahahaha

[chris]

OK Clarice game on:) I have a fair chance now your off line:)

[Clarice]

No I'm not.:twisted:

[chris]

surprise:I feel like i'm being fallowed. LOL!!!!

[Clarice]

http://bestsmileys.com/halloween2/14.gif

[chris]

LOL!!!! I like that one:)

[Clarice]

Hahaha and you're still not last.

[Just Whisper]

But you are. LOL
Sorry Cookie Queen. The kitty takes first.

[theedwin]

Oh yah?

theedwin takes first!

[chris]

Back for more!

[Clarice]

Glutton for punishment eh?

[theedwin]

Talk to the hand!

[Just Whisper]

I think your hand is busy. LOL

I win.

[chris]

LOL!!!! ah landed on 'go to jail' must start over.

[Just Whisper]

Which makes me the winner. Yea me!

[Clarice]

Don't start celebrating just yet JW.

[chris]

LOL!! OK Clarice i'm only doing this once. :) Game on!!!!

[theedwin]

Sorry, can't post right now, my hand is busy..... ROFL!!!!

[chris]

LOL!!!! Still in!!!!

[Just Whisper]

Sorry guys. I got this one.

[chris]

I'm sorry to, ah what did you get? ha ha ha.

[theedwin]

I win this round folks!

[Just Whisper]

Go around again edwin, maybe you can catch Chris. LOL

Later gator! I am the winner.

[theedwin]

No chicken dinner for you JW!

I win!

[chris]

I like chicken!

[Just Whisper]

Good Chris. Now go find some chickens to feed while i stand here in the winner's box.:)

[Clarice]

Kids are back in school today, I'm the real winner.

[chris]

LOL!!! JW, ok I will.... NOT got to get my prize first.:)

[Just Whisper]

Yes Chris, you can have your prize. It is a chicken dinner. Now run along and eat your chicken while us grown ups play. LOL

Me win Me win.

[chris]

LOL!!!! come on... my mom said i can play but have to be home by 10:00 LOL!!!!

[theedwin]

It's only 8:30... I WIN!!!

[chris]

Its time to take the gold!!!

[DanoNJ]

OK, are you all done yet???

Thanks for the win.

[theedwin]

I think the phone is ringing Dano!

The E wins!

[Just Whisper]

Edwin, your mother called. She said you have to come home and change your socks. (While E is changing his socks JW makes a dash for the finish line....)

And she is the winner...and gets a chicken dinner.

[DanoNJ]

I think the phone is ringing Dano!

The E wins!

Back of the line for that post, Edwin:)

Once again, thank you, thank you...

[Clarice]

And the winner is.....Clarice!

[Just Whisper]

Clarice, I hate to have to correct people, but you are wrong dear.

I am the winner.

[Papa Noel]

Slowly And quietly I sneek in. No one expects Me, And
I WIN!!!!!!!!!!surprise:

[chris]

LOL its me Papa Noel!!!!

[theedwin]

I called my Mom, and she said that she didn't call me. I think you were lieing!

Now where are my clean socks....

Wait, does this mean I win? Yep, it sure does!

[Just Whisper]

Your Realtor called...she said come quick, she wants to show you a house.

While edwin runs gleefully and expectantly I take first place. (Gee, I almost feel guilty about that one). almost

[Papa Noel]

And while you were busy with Edwin, I WIN...:twisted:

[Just Whisper]

Me again. :)

[chris]

I will make a special spot for you guys at my winners table LOL!!!

[theedwin]

Right next to the LEAD spot at the table, since I win!

JW, your cat called. She just pooped on your bed! (there, we're even!) LOL

[chris]

Make wayyyyyy....... I win!

[theedwin]

Chris, your cat called and, well I win!

[chris]

Edwin I dont have a cat. LOL

[theedwin]

So does that mean I win?

[chris]

Still in..... I win!!!!

[theedwin]

oh hell, I'm here, I may as well win something!

[chris]

I accept cash only LOL.

[Papa Noel]

Don't wait for the cash to long, cause I WIN:)

[chris]

I have an offshore account! LOL:)

[Papa Noel]

Sorry your offshore account just sunk.:twisted:
I win again!!!!!:)

[chris]

I am willing to sell my winning ticket for 1,000,000 + a $1.99 sure charge fee LOL:)

[Papa Noel]

Oh goody i win

[Just Whisper]

I forgot this thread was here, and I started it .LOL
Edwin, why don't you play who will post next any more?

Oh, BTW...I win.

[Wiggy]

*Cue the dramatic music*
"A new challenger has appeared!"

BTW, JW I love your avatar!

[chris]

Game on!!!:)

[Elvira]

What do I win?

[chris]

I dont know what second place gets?

[Just Whisper]

Let me know when you find out Chris. LOL I am dying to see what you got.

I win

[chris]

Let me know when you find out Chris. LOL I am dying to see what you got.

I win
That was a good one!:) I will have to see what 1st place gets to!:happyfatsanta:

[Just Whisper]

I'll be sure to show you what I got. Thanks for asking.

I still win.:)

[Wiggy]

Christmas time, Christmas time, I hope you like my rhyme, because Christmas time is the time of year to give a Christmas CHEER!

Silly her, she thought she was in, but that prize is toast! Wiggy knows he will win with this, the very last post!

(set to the tune of Jingle Bells)

[Elvira]

Too funny Wiggy, but you can't be first because I am. BUT you can be second.

[chris]

Ha.... make it 3rd!:)

[Elvira]

3rd is ok...as long as I am first

[chris]

Winning is a great thing going to enjoy it for maybe a minute lol?

[Elvira]

lol.... you sat there awhile without someone poppin in

[bethene]

now I popped in too!

[chris]

Where did everybody go?

[Wiggy]

I'm still here!

[Just Whisper]

Just not in first place. Move over Wiggy...

I win!!! (BTW I liked your little song)

[chris]

JW its me with the prize!

[Elvira]

Thanks for delivering my prize :D

[chris]

I tried, but you didn't keep up..:)

[Papa Noel]

Chris you are just not quite fast enough.

I Win:)

[Elvira]

I win? YAY~!

[chris]

I just had to tie my shoes lol......

[Elvira]

Yes, tie em up or you're gonna trip and fall again. :D

Wheres the prize?

[chris]

Just a little rug burn lol Im back!

[Elvira]

lol I ain't touchin that one!

Get behind me chris! I mean at the back of the line buddy!

[Sickie Ickie]

awwwwwwww...such straight lines that I can't use!

[Elvira]

Sickie getting bumped to back of line... I want the prize damn it!

[Just Whisper]

Glad you clarified that Elvira...cuz I was gonna run with it if sickie didn't beat me to it. LOL


Oh yeah...I win.

[Elvira]

Its ok JW you can stand in front of sickie, but behind me... :) Do I win?

[Sickie Ickie]

you better stand more than...AUGH! Can't say it ! *bangs noggin against tree*

[Elvira]

Least it didn't get in the way of your noggin hittin the tree. hehehe Did I win yet?

[chris]

No just me....

[Elvira]

Did you say me?

[chris]

Just taking the trophy home!

[Wiggy]

The very last post!

(but for how long?)

[chris]

Ok this is the very very very last post lol.... I think?

[Rybcon]

What if you just don't like being last?

[chris]

Lol I agree had to post again...:)

[SkullyClause]

http://www.allaboutweybridge.co.uk/aaw/websites/surreyartists/artist/Telephone_Post_in_Cojimar_Cuba_700x435.jpg

[chris]

I like it no finish line lol!

[Wiggy]

Let it never be said that I always need to have the last word... Except for this one time!

[SkullyClause]

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-64576602297917_2078_541632715

[Just Whisper]

Me now? is it my turn?

[chris]

Sorry JW.....

[Elvira]

ahhh... sorry Chris

[chris]

Its ok maybe next time second place is ok lol.

[SkullyClause]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d9/Post_logo.svg/180px-Post_logo.svg.png

[chris]

Im trying to keep up....

[Rybcon]

Polish laptop

[chris]

Lol looks like it works great.

[Elvira]

Can't keep up in 3rd place Chris.

[chris]

I think its Rybcon now... Rybcon where are you.........

[Rybcon]

Rybcon is always close by. Borderline stalker.

[Elvira]

back of the line kids

[chris]

Yes back of the line kids lol:)

[Just Whisper]

And all you old folks too....oh, wait that would mean I would have to....never mind.

Just...well.....I win.

[chris]

No sorry JW.

[Elvira]

Thanks for apologizing for me Chris :D

[chris]

Lol second's cool to.:chappy:

[Elvira]

Glad you like it there Chris :)

[chris]

I do how is second and third lol.

[Just Whisper]

I was hoping you guys would let me know.

[Rybcon]

I don't think women should ever finish last.

[Elvira]

No, you're right Rybcon, get back there...ladies first!

[Just Whisper]

Here I am Elvira, to stand in first place with you. Thanks Ryb

[Elvira]

LOL shes so cute huh Rybcon... she even thanked you!

[Rybcon]

I do my best not to be selfish. I seem to get a lot of thank yous.

[Elvira]

You do good, we appreciate you taking the back of the line. Chris is back there he'll entertain ya. ;)

[chris]

The winner circle is awesome!

[propmistress]

Congrats Chris and being last for 8 long days.

I am almost sorry to break your record... last

[chris]

Congrats Chris and being last for 8 long days.

I am almost sorry to break your record... last


Lol it was a great run!:)

[propmistress]

(Sneaks in quietly while Chris is offline)

Last...

[chris]

IMMMMM Back..... lol

[Sickie Ickie]

While miscfunny was saying his spiel, I jumped in front. I'm last now. :)

[Wiggy]

Coming in at the end for the big WIN!!!

[Just Whisper]

Took awhile but I finally caught up.. I win!!!

[Wiggy]

Congratulations, JW! Second place is almost like first... Almost. :)

[Elvira]

Sneaks to the front of the line..

*waving to ppl behind* :D

[Just Whisper]

Wow,Elvira. You must have a record for holding first place. A whole week. Too bad I have it now.

[chris]

JW you to congrats! Game on lol!

[Just Whisper]

Yeah, I was getting kind of tired of sitting here all by myself anyway. You can have it for awhile Chris and I will come back later. LOL