Last Post Wins

[Sickie Ickie]

Wiggy! Awesome to see you again...waaaaay behind... ;)

[chris]

Last for this Thursday morning:)

[Thataway]

nope... me!

maybe?

[chris]

Last for this Friday morning...

[Sickie Ickie]

But first on Saturday morning. :-)

[chris]

Last for Sunday lol...

[Sickie Ickie]

Not so fast young whippersnapper. LOL I'm last for now.

[chris]

Lol... last to say last for about...?

[Sickie Ickie]

oh...12 hrs or so.

I'm last now!

[chris]

Last for the morning...

[Sickie Ickie]

Oh you think so, eh? LOL

[chris]

Last for Thursday morning:)

[Sickie Ickie]

Naaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. :p

Me.

[chris]

Ok how about Saturday morning lol:)

[Sickie Ickie]

Would I disappoint? LOL

[chris]

Lol how about Sunday:)

[Sickie Ickie]

Not morning, but night. LOL

[chris]

Good morning and last... for Monday

[Sickie Ickie]

Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh you were sooooooooooooo close..........

[chris]

Lol sneaking in real quick...

[Sickie Ickie]

...and me getting in right before the bell.

[chris]

Back in the game lol...

[Sickie Ickie]

and taking the ball now...

[Thataway]

and Thataway goes for the steal...

;)

[Sickie Ickie]

but SI gets the rebound for afternoon...

[SantaAllen]

Santa Claus knows when you are sleeping, and is sneaking in.

[chris]

^Lol good morning and last for about...

[Thataway]

morning! yep only a couple of hours...

[Sickie Ickie]

...until I come in the afternoon

[chris]

Lol last for this morning...

[Sickie Ickie]

Think so, eh?

[chris]

Last for this Friday morning

[Sickie Ickie]

last for this eve.

[chris]

Last for Sunday...

[Sickie Ickie]

Not by a far cry. :p

[chris]

Lol last for Monday morning...

[Sickie Ickie]

Gotcha beat again! :p

[chris]

Not for long lol...:)

[Sickie Ickie]

Am too! LOL

[chris]

Last for this morning lol...

[Sickie Ickie]

...and first for this afternoon

[chris]

Good morning!

[Sickie Ickie]

Stroke of noon here.

[Thataway]

Yea! Im last....

[chris]

Sorry Thataway last for Friday morning:)

[Sickie Ickie]

I've got afternoon!

[chris]

I will take some of today lol...

[Sickie Ickie]

right behind ya!

[chris]

Last for goooood Monday morning!

[SantaAllen]

pretty sure i am going to win tonight!
Santa Claus Rules!

[Sickie Ickie]

maybe tonight, but not this morning. heh

[Thataway]

Woo Sickie Ickie - a WHOLE day!!!!

my turn :)

[chris]

Sorry Thataway last for half the day:)

[Sickie Ickie]

But I'm still in the morn.

[chris]

Lol last for Friday...

[Thataway]

for a couple of hours anyway ;)

[Sickie Ickie]

until I posted

[chris]

Back in for the weekend

[Sickie Ickie]

so is I .

[chris]

Last for Sunday morning...lol

[chris]

Still... last and counting almost 5 months now lol:D

[ij20me]

Chris, don't look now, you've got a blown light.
Longitude 35.4
Latitude 43.5
5 meters southwest
Wind is blowing at 4 knots

Go get it boy!!

He should be gone for a few days! LOL

I am here to stay!!!

[Hilda]

WHACK!!! (she hits him over the head... AGAIN)

I win!!!!!

[chris]

^Lol last for about...

[ij20me]

Hilda, you have to lay off the steroids!

Chris don't look now, but here comes the EPA to discuss your energy usage. See Ya wouldn't want to be ya!!!

Jay takes over!!!!!!

[chris]

Not for lang last for the day...

[Hilda]

Well hello boys....

Let a lady show you how it is done!

WINNING!!!!!

[ij20me]

Hilda, Helga called she can't remember where she left the chains and whip.

Jay here, hello victory!

[chris]

I will take back last for the day lol...

[Goofy]

naaaa I will end this on the day before the day before a hoiliday (looks back puzzled)

[Hilda]

Hey Look!!! Glitter!!!!

She takes the lead when the Glitter Goof turns his head to look!!

[ij20me]

Helga, look their are Penguins across the street. In your neighbors yard. Better go investigate.

See Ya. Bam

Jay takes the night.

[Hilda]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[ij20me]

Come on! It's past your bedtime. Go have your sleepytime tea.
Helga has a big day tomorrow.

I'll just take over this thread!

[chris]

I will take it from here lol...

[ij20me]

Take a hike back to the Christmas store.

I'll be here for awhile.

[chris]

YES last for Thanksgiving...

[Hilda]

tip toes in...

WINNING!!!

[ij20me]

Can't tip toe in with your club and whip.

I'll take over, bye Helga

[chris]

Toooooo slow Ij..... last for about...

[ij20me]

I get in my sleigh in race past you!

[chris]

Just to last again lol...

[ij20me]

I hit the nitrous oxide in my sleigh and slide on past you!

[Hilda]

KA-BAM!!! I shoot your sleigh out of the sky with my laser lights!

WINNING!!!!! (cha cha cha)

[chris]

Not for long lol...

[ij20me]

I isolate the radiation pouring from Billings, and use it to create a nuclear blast to push my sleigh ahead of all you.

[chris]

Lol... right before...

[ij20me]

I use my slingshot Chris falls off his sleigh.

[chris]

But grabs hold of the reigns...

[ij20me]

Oh no Chris look out for that.. Too late see ya!

[chris]

The finish line is this way...

[ij20me]

That was my detour. You fell for it enjoy the cliff!

[chris]

Last.... for Friday...

[Hilda]

checks him hard into the boards

She shoots... she SCORES! (the crowd goes wild)

(I'm a hockey fanatic... what can I say? LOL)

[ij20me]

Time out. Jay comes out walking out to fix the red light on top of the goal!

[Hilda]

HaHaHa

Oh look! A twofer! I got to laugh at Jay AND take the lead!

[Goofy]

shuts light off so they can find the post box,,,,,,

I win as I walk out the door

[ij20me]

Goofster, you were supposed to stay off the road when I am driving. I run you over with my Big Wheel. I head home for the night.

[Goofy]

makes bridge with my legs as I watch IJ go under....

he he I got the last post!!

[Hilda]

Or did you?

Takes the trophy and runs!

[ij20me]

Silly Helga you are too short! Those little legs can't out run my strong muscular body! Anyway you took the decoy trophy. Here is the real one. TADA. Chow

[chris]

Sorry had to sneak in real quick...

[ij20me]

Chris, I think you underestimate my sneakiness. I am very very sneaky.

[chris]

Lol.. last for the morning...

[Hilda]

wanders through in robe and slippers... Good Morning!!

picks up her coffee, newspaper and THE WIN!!

[chris]

Now it's Chris right back in the race...

[ij20me]

Oh, you should have put more than one gallon of gas in the fuel tank. Too cheap. Call AAA. See you.

[chris]

Sorry Ij I forgot to tell you it runs on plutonium and the flux capacitor is working great...

[Hilda]

hahahahaha ^

[ij20me]

Sorry, just got back from the future! It seems that everyone gave up on this thread because I just won it day after day.

[chris]

Lol back to the future you go last for the night lol...

[ij20me]

How cute, you want me to tuck you in, okay. Nite Nite Chris. I'll turn out your lights for you.

[chris]

Lol... I can't sleep way to bright last till...

[ij20me]

I see I will have to tell you a story. Once, there was a wicked lady called Helga. She wanted to end Christmas for all. Ahh, he is asleep.

[Hilda]

bla bla bla

and DA WIN!

[ij20me]

Come on! I'm watching you! I am sleeping with one eye open!

[chris]

Last for Monday...

[ij20me]

You know what, I am not even going to bother! I'm just going to hammer down the floor pedal. Bring it on!!!!!!

[chris]

I think you ran... out of gas again you may want to get that checked out lol...

[ij20me]

Better check that brake line there!

[chris]

Its broke and I just past you...

[ij20me]

Deer Crossing!!!

[chris]

You stepped in something stop and check your shoe's while I pass you...

[Hilda]

^ hahahahaha

(sticks out foot, trips Chris while he looks back at IJ scraping Reindeer crap off his shoes)

Oh look! I'm WINNING!!!!

[Goofy]

raises leg as hilda runs under...(if you get anytaller thats gonna hurt)


oh look I'm last!!!

[ij20me]

Stuffs my marshmallow shooter gun, with gum drops. Hits Goofster, oh the agony! Did I mention those gum drops had extra glitter! Beep Beep!!!!!

[Goofy]

blinded by glitter,, i call on my hulka maniac for th strength.. (oh wait goof a maniacs) no good I stumble into IJ who was near that cliff...


OH look I'm last

[ij20me]

I reach into my pocket and take out my magic thread! I call Puff the magic dragon, as I am falling off the cliff. He saves me and we fly past Goofster!

[Hilda]

straps a blowmold candy cane on each foot, grabs the trophy away and sails off that cliff landing softly in the powder snow below....

WOOT WOOT

[ij20me]

Oh no, all those lights in that blowmold melt all the snow around you. You fall into your own puddle of slush. Your sounds of Woot Woot turn into Poo Poo

[chris]

As Ij looks back finds is cord is about to run out then poof Chris is right back...

[Hilda]

YAWN!

Nighty-night Boys!!

(wink)

[chris]

Last for Friday...

[Goofy]

pssst you got up way to early to be last!!! see I slept in!!

YAWN..... Im last once again

[chris]

Coffee is almost out energy level up and last for...

[ij20me]

Woke up with a migraine and without my migraine medicine. I can't believe I don't have any left. You guys may have a shot today!

[chris]

Dang you had all day yesterday now I am back in last... PS hope your head is feeling better today!

[Hilda]

(sounds of trumpets signaling the arrival of...)

THE WINNER!!

[chris]

Last for about...

[ij20me]

Feeling great today. My space shuttle is about to go into warp drive.

[chris]

Wait O...no Ij forgot to plug it in back last...

[ij20me]

Shoot, Christ looks like you forgot to pay your electric bill. Oh well. Lights out for you!

[chris]

Just have to fire up the generator...

[Hilda]

Give me a L
Give me an A
Give me a S
Give me a T

What does that spell? Hilda Hilda Hilda... YAYAYAYAYA

[ij20me]

Ya Drunk, that spells Jay, is last!!

[chris]

Lol last for the day...

[Hilda]

Ahhhh but it's 12:05 a.m.

I'm first to be last for today!!

[chris]

Larry just said this is the last post and I agree with him lol...

[ij20me]

Larry the cable guy? Chris really... I expected you to be watching something more distinguished.

Well, I guess I will just sail by.

[chris]

Ij you forgot to pull the anchor up...

[ij20me]

Sorry, I was moving so fast that I need to have the anchor lowered. I guess I can raise it now. Ludacris speed, engage!

[Goofy]

Grabs can of Peri AIR out of your glovebox,, pushes you over cliff... look !!!!!!!

Im last

[Hilda]

Silly boys!

(strolls in...)

WINNING!

[ij20me]

I take the tennis balls off your walker so you can't STROLL anywhere. Zip Zip Bye

[Goofy]

pulls the ole,, invisible rope trick I learned off a mime!!!! that'll keep him tied up

Ahhh the joys of last

[ij20me]

Goofster, keep your handcuffs off of me!

Chow!

[chris]

Sorry just ran the red light and last for the day...

[Goofy]

turns on the red and blues,, to the clink with you!!!!

ahhh last is so nice...

[ij20me]

Flashes my FBC Federal Bureua of Christmas badge at Goofster. Your coming with us!

[Hilda]

While FBC Jay is dragging Goofy to the Big House...

Looks like I win! (happy dance)

[Goofy]

my escape way quick It didnt hurt one bit
but poor IJ all he heard was a click.
bound is he and having a fit.
'Ahhh good to be last

[ij20me]

I call in help with my secret watch. Rudolf and the sleigh come to my rescue.

You both are last. Last to the finish line. Merry Christmas and to you a good night!

[Goofy]

aww poor rudolph got lost ,, look look he took you to the head of the line...

stands in last and waves

[Hilda]

OK... now I'm in the correct thread. Now where was I?

I'm a rock star from Mars! WINNING!

[Goofy]

crap couldnt get my car out of the last post.. whoops I guess I will sit in last then

[chris]

Lol last for the day...

[ij20me]

Chris, we have decided that 9 in the morning does not count!!! You cannot possibly be last.

So, I will just take your spot. Thanks for playing, you get this door prize though. A Last post board game. To play with your friends at home.

[chris]

^LOL!!!

Last till Ij reads this post...

[ij20me]

Again, 10:32am does not cut it bud! I don't know about you!

Well, here we go!

[chris]

Last for Christmas Eve...

[ij20me]

Christmas Eve! Is here and so am I. Ouch Chris better go fix that snowman again.

[chris]

Snow man fixed and back to being last on Christmas day...

[Hilda]

Merry Christmas!!!!

Buuuuwaaaahhhhhhh

[Daisy-Duck]

Brrrrrrr its cold tonight.

[chris]

Very warm here...

[ij20me]

Hey look everyone Chris posted in the morning again! We know what that means. He lost! I win!

[chris]

Has anyone seen Ij I can't find him? I guess I will take first again...

[Goofy]

while you hang out in first!! i will just stand beack here in last and watch...

[ij20me]

Goofster while you go learn how to spell back. I will go learn how to spell, WINNER

[chris]

Sorry back in last again...

[ij20me]

Here we go again!

[chris]

Sorry last for about...

[ij20me]

Chris we let you win last night! How does it feel?

[chris]

It feels great and last for 2011 lol

[ij20me]

Can't have you win that one bud!

Hey Hilds on my way to PA. Maybe we will see each other at a Christmas store. LOL

[chris]

See you there, but still last...

[ij20me]

Man, you won again. Well, at least I know your bedtime is 7pm anyway.

[Hilda]

Checking in... and see I'm...

LAST!!!

[chris]

Last for the day...

[Daisy-Duck]

You all go in front of me I dont mind being LAST

[ij20me]

Last for 8:52am

[chris]

Last for about...

[ij20me]

No one will ever know, I was here! I will just hide behind this here, pole.

[chris]

Last for the new week...

[Hilda]

runs in
gasping
I'M LAST

[ij20me]

Police, do you know how fast you were going little lady?

[chris]

Way to fast just going to take it from here lol...

[Hilda]

VROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!

Last!

[ij20me]

Well, I guess Hilds vrooooommmmmed right to the bathroom.

I will take her place.

[chris]

Sorry last for about...

[Hilda]

DANG! Chris got to win for four days!!!!!!

Not any longer!!!

[ij20me]

Super Jay to the rescue.

[chris]

Back to save the day!

[Sickie Ickie]

Backest to save the dayest!

[grimreaper1962]

This is my first time being last although it probably won't last for long. But still last as of .................................................. ..now!

[ij20me]

I am going to hide behind my hand and nobody will see me here. And here I will stay until tomorrow!

[grimreaper1962]

Second time being last today

[ij20me]

Ughh, I will stand behind this here air and nobody will see me. Thus I will be king of the forum!

[grimreaper1962]

Well you made it over just 12 hours. now I take my turn again.

[ij20me]

Ha, my evil plan worked! I've won it! When can I pick up my trophy?

I guess I will make it two. Last....

[chris]

Sorry last for Friday...

[Sickie Ickie]

You are right...you are last. :p

[ij20me]

Sickie, I think your computer is about to break again.

I will just take your place while you fix it!

[Just Whisper]

Kiss me. I won.

[ij20me]

Come on, you can't win if it's past 12am? That goes into the next day! What some people will do! I won it for 2/12. Unbelievable.

Crown Jay the champ! Ladies, please do not throw your bras at me. Men, I do not need your phone numbers! Cue, Jay leaving the arena!

[Just Whisper]

Tag! I am it!

[ij20me]

Ughh, you won! You get the heavy gold belt to wear for one day!

Okay, I'm it you guys go and hide. one, two, three....

[chris]

Last for Sunday...

[Hilda]

Or so you thought!!!!!!!!!

[ij20me]

Merry Sunday. Bye

[chris]

Last for Monday...

[Sickie Ickie]

I've got Tuesday. :)

[ij20me]

Monday Monday! I want it to be Friday Friday!

Thanks for letting me sing everyone!

I am here all week

[Just Whisper]

I am only here until someone else is here, then I'm not.

[ij20me]

What who said that. I guess I am hearing things. Hello anyone here?

[chris]

I hear you over and out...

[Sickie Ickie]

and out you are, and IN I am

[ij20me]

In yes you are. Into the metal hospital for help!!!!

Don't worry!!! I will handle the site while you are gone. It is in GOOD HANDS

[Goofy]

assembles my ACME mail order detour signs......

I will always be last now!!

[ij20me]

That is one warning for you, user number 594834. Aka Goofy of Texas! Two more and you are out of here!!!!

Sickie don't worry I got this, UNDER CONTROL

[Just Whisper]

snick snicker.....I moved Goofys detour signs so that everyone else falls off the cliff instead of just getting lost. Hehehehe


Now I will reign supreme!

[Goofy]

Watches IJ bounce around his little padded room making silly string sounds.....

Good to be last


AAAHHHHH clifff... AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ij20me]

Ah, that is a warning for you! We do not fall of cliffs here.

While Sickie is seeking Medical help for his disorders. I am the sheriff of these here parts!

[Sickie Ickie]

SI throws a bag over IJ and throws him off the cliff. Bwahahahahahhaaaaaa!

Join your friends, you Coyote, you!

[ij20me]

All right! I brought the beer and the ladies, lets party!

[chris]

Sweet looks like I will be last...

[Sickie Ickie]

Me now. .

[chris]

Last for Sunday...

[DanoNJ]

Surprise!!! <thank you, thank you>

[ij20me]

What the? Who came to the party with the light guy from the company that makes light displays?

[chris]

Lol... last for the day...

[Hilda]

Says Who?

Ta-Dah!!!!!

[ij20me]

Yawn! Has anyone seen Hilds? She hasn't been on since December. Oh well.

[chris]

Last for mid-week...

[Hilda]

You were last for about a month!!! WOW!!! You got skills!!

Na-Na-NaNaNa!! I'm last now!!!!!

[chris]

So close right back to me lol...

[ij20me]

Well, Well what do we have here? I'm sorry folks, Jay is here.

[Hilda]

hip checks the boys...

Move over and let the lady through!

Ahhhhhhhh I'm last!!

[chris]

Not for long zipping past and gone like the wind lol...

[Hilda]

Well if you are gone like the wind... then you are not here to be last!

(plunks down on the grass)

Ahhhhh.... I'm last!